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  1. #21
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I dunno ask the CIA

    then you're saying you have no fucking clue...and reading your shitpost was a waste of time.

    makes sense
  2. #22
    Originally posted by infinityshock then you're saying you have no fucking clue…and reading your shitpost was a waste of time.

    makes sense

    Ok there ya go smartass, anything else I can do for you

    http://www.dodig.mil/foia/ERR/09-INTEL-13_Redacted.pdf
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Im pretty sure lowering someone into a pot of boiling water would make them talk.
  4. #24
    kill their entir famly with triangles
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmQ Im pretty sure lowering someone into a pot of boiling water would make them talk.

    I agree.
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  6. #26
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws OP wouldn't work unless the person being tortured is male, meaning your method is only 50% effective. Pretty bad odds if you ask me.

    You could hammer a cork in for females and you'd be fine. Stop being such a negative Nancy.
  7. #27
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Not getting laid for a very very VERY long time

    And being an atheist
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  8. #28
    Originally posted by Esplender Not getting laid for a very very VERY long time

    And being an atheist
    lol
  9. #29
    Seal up anus as well. Feed los of cheese, •••••••••• and fiber. For added lulz give something like a paracite or e.coli, avian influenza A(H7N9) virus, Ebola, etc wit some beans and spicy shit.

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  10. #30
    Oxycodone and taco bell
  11. #31
    Pump the subject up on methods so they can't sleep. Tie them to a chair. And make them listen to narrated SpectraL posts nonstop, 24/7 for a week.
  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jesus fuck. My POT OF BOILING WATER LOWERING TECHNIQUE WORKS EVERY TIME.

    EVERY FUCKING TIME

    Unreal
  13. #33
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Jesus fuck. My POT OF BOILING WATER LOWERING TECHNIQUE WORKS EVERY TIME.

    EVERY FUCKING TIME

    Unreal

    Wouldn't bubbling chicken grease get faster results, though?
  14. #34
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Slaynk Seal up anus as well. Feed los of cheese, •••••••••• and fiber. For added lulz give something like a paracite or e.coli, avian influenza A(H7N9) virus, Ebola, etc wit some beans and spicy shit.

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    what the glittering holy fuck are you talking about?
  15. #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    He's talking about my opening post, sealing up the excrement and piss hole and having the person explode from the inside. Hot spicy foods would cause a larger explosion, and if you're sick on top of all that, even larger.
  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL He's talking about my opening post, sealing up the excrement and piss hole and having the person explode from the inside. Hot spicy foods would cause a larger explosion, and if you're sick on top of all that, even larger.

    if an internal explosion is all that is desired, cram a garden hose up the torturee-s asshole, use medical forceps to get a grip on the anal sphincter to position it for a clamp to compress it around the hose, then turn on the flow partially. not fully...or theyll splode too quickly. technically a clamp isnt needed but, depending on the person, if the water flow rate is too low, and their asshole is too well-worn, the backpressure will force the water back out the asshole instead of up into their lower digestive tract. that usually can be remedied by turning up the flow rate to full then (again...usually) the water will flow so quickly that the asshole cant release enough of it.

    what will happen is eventually the pressure will build, somewhere in the lower alimentary canal a membrane will burst from the excess pressure, releasing the water into the various internal cavities (thoracic, abdominal) to build in that/those cavities. depending on the person...eventually the pressure will exceed the bodys own ability to contain it and somewhere an external membrane (skin) will burst.

    theyll be dead before that happens, unless the water flow is set all the way up, because at the lower flow rate they die because their lungs cant function.

    for the creative folks...various types of pumps can be used to apply assorted fluids and chemicals in place of water.

    ive never done this before, nor would i ever. official statement.
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  17. #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]




    Methods

    Different methods of death by sawing have been recorded. In cases related to the Roman Emperor Caligula, the sawing is said to be through the middle. In the cases of Morocco, it is stated that the sawing was lengthwise, both from the groin and upwards, and from the skull and downwards. In only one case, in the story about Simon the Zealot, the person is explicitly described as being hung upside-down and sawn apart vertically through the middle, starting at the groin, with no mention of fastening or support boards around the person, in the manner depicted in illustrations. In other cases where details about the method, beyond the mere sawing act, are explicitly supplied, the condemned person was apparently fastened to either one or two boards prior to sawing.
  18. #38
    6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    Force them to read threads on this site daily.


    Like mystery science theatre 3000 but way gayer and more autistic, and actually not funny at all
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  19. #39
    The best and most effective torture isn't when it's done to you but when it's done to a loved one while you watch.
  20. #40
    Bradley Florida Man
    Force them to read the threads on this site daily.
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