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Posts by Jiggaboo_Johnson

  1. He's go a bit of a chubby babyface, I suspect the tats are to make him look tougher...what a wally...as me old mum used to say.
  2. Looks like I'm going to live forever...damn.
  3. Originally posted by netstat Suicide is the only thing left for me

    Clearly you've never been for a monthly rub down at the Asian Spa.
  4. Originally posted by Misterigh I am here. I feel no guilt, no shame, no empathy. I lack remorse. I easily commit crimes and make nice amounts of money. I am a narc with aspd. I love it.

    Ask me anything.

    Why do brussel sprouts smell like farts and taste like a Mongolian shepherd's cock?
  5. Originally posted by Archer513 That baby is all fucked up.


    But I turned out fine.../twitch.
  6. Originally posted by WellHung Dad is a good looking guy.were u close with ur dog?

    The dog was named MICK, he would just sit on a blanket in the corner of the room looking over us kids like he was a prison guard. That's all I remember about him.
  7. No Benny, but feel free to add your own interpretations and fantasies to it as you wish, just ensure I have a big one in it.
  8. Now now, lets all settle down, everyone is entitled to their opinions and thoughts, even if they are mostly wrong.
  9. Ready for the weekend.
  10. Originally posted by cigreting Tell us of some of your experiences after that and what led to him kicking you out at such a young age ?

    At the time I had a job as an accountants assistant in a lawyers office. She'd broke her hand and I was there to fill the spreasheets out because she couldn't...these were real spreadsheets, as in paper ones. It was as 3 month contract till her hand healed, they promised me a full time job if I did good (it was a lie)...so I fucked up many client accounts spreadsheets before I left, financial time bombs...not very professional but yes I was only 16.

    he kicked me out while I was there, I got a flat (apartment) and then obviously had to find full time employment quick to pay for it. Next job was for a private air charter broker, we flew millionaires and rockstars around in private jets, Elton John was one of my accounts, though I mostly dealt with his fiancee at the time "Rennata" whatever her name was, I even got an invite to their wedding (but it was in Australia I think so obviously I didn't go).


    Again everything was on paper back then. I convinced the boss to covert it all into a database because it took hours going through the filing cabinets to put 1 quote together.

    I spent the next 6 months writing the database and then populating it with all the aircraft info (airports around the country, what operators were at each airport, what planes they owned and operated etc etc). It drove me fucking nuts as I was doing it 12-14hrs a day and I quit programming after that forever...(except for personal stuff here and there), it got to the point I'd be going home on the bus and I'd be thinking if I changed the speed variable of it it would get me home quicker.

    Having your own place at 16 with a well paying job obviously made me very popular with the other 16yr olds and many a vagina was explored and many a beer consumed.

    A lifetime ago.
  11. Originally posted by WellHung Also ,I remember you saying your dad kicked you out at age 16.. so you had no choice but to fend for yourself.

    Yes, best thing he ever did for me (other than dropping me on my head)
  12. Originally posted by WellHung Jig, seriously, that baby just does not even look real on that pic. Are you putting us on? And are you being serious about how poor you and your family were?

    That's me and yes we were dirt poor, I know my dad told me he'd "Stereotypically" dropped me on my head as a baby so I don't know if that explains the flat spot on the head...as shown in the later photo that apparently had "filled out" with my massive brain.

    Of course it could just be down the the potato camera of the time and an optical illusion.
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    Originally posted by WellHung NIS IS SOCIAL MEDIA, FOLKS. WE ARE NO BETTER THAN THE DOUCHEBAGS WE ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT.

    Unsociable media surely.
  14. Originally posted by mmQ I'm gonna go back right now and take back 7 of my thankses I've given you (you have 3006 now) and then rethank one of them so I'm actually the one that gave you your 3000th.

    Thanks.

    Your generosity knows no bounds, nor does your desire to earn the title "sexy".
  15. Sexy little Itybit was kind enough to give me my 3000th earlier today, that's a lot of thanks for a humble man like me who never seeks approval or attention from anyone.
  16. Originally posted by tee hee hee Fucking lol ^chucky

    ..and yet 12 months later I could have been a baby model for gerber baby food.



    Clearly my blonde, blue eyed brother was the spawn of some filthy Norwegian my mother had filthy sex with behind my dads back.

    Rocking the black polo before Steve Jobs even thought of it.
  17. Originally posted by Bill Krozby I know it is.. and I knew you'd say that.

    You're wise beyond your years.
  18. Here is a pic of my dad, brother and me in the poor house backyard...I'm the pissed off demon looking baby with eyes fixed on the just off camera outside toilet.

  19. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood So the pyramids are gay?

    Sexual orientation isn't a factor in the battle between what is good and what is evil. Straight or gay, one can overcome...or come over.
  20. You have everything you need to be a success, dashing good looks, a wit any playwright would be envious of, the blood of the ancients running through your veins and a yearning to see what's over the next mountain.

    PROCEEEEEED.
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