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  1. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Newsweek
    Petition to Stop Jeff Bezos Re-Entering Earth After Space Flight Signed by Thousands
    James Crump


    A petition set up to stop Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos from being allowed to re-enter Earth after his upcoming space flight has been signed by close to 7,000 people.

    Blue Origin, the rocket company owned by Bezos, announced on June 7 that the Amazon CEO and his brother, Mark, would be two of three people launching to 62 miles above the Earth's surface, aboard the company's first human flight on July 20.

    The trip, which will be on the company's New Shepard spacecraft, will occur 15 days after Bezos steps down as Amazon's CEO—a role he has served in for 27 years.

    Several social media users responded jokingly to the news. While on Thursday, June 10, a petition was set up on Change.Org by user Jose Ortiz, who titled it: "Petition To Not Allow Jeff Bezos Re-Entry To Earth."

    "Jeff Bezos is actually Lex Luthor, disguised as the supposed owner of a super successful online retail store," Ortiz jokingly wrote in the petition, in reference to the DC Comics character that Bezos is often likened to. "However, he's actually an evil overlord hellbent on global domination."

    Ortiz concluded the petition: "Sign the petition. Share with your friends and family. The fate of humanity is in your hands."

    At the time of writing, the petition has been signed by 6,832 people, of the initial target of 7,500, with several users explaining why they supported the petition. One person wrote: "Do not come back take Elon with you," in reference to Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and rocket company SpaceX.

    Bezos and his brother will be joined by a mystery individual on the flight on July 20, after someone paid $28 million at an auction that attracted interest from more than 140 countries.

    Prior to the auction on Saturday, June 12, the top bid stood at $5 million, but that figure quickly increased by nearly five times that amount, before it concluded later in the day.

    Blue Origin tweeted that the identity of the winner will be revealed in the next few weeks and confirmed that the $28 million will be donated to Club for the Future, a charity run by the organization that hopes "to inspire future generations to pursue careers in STEM," according to its website.

    The auction for the very first seat on #NewShepard has concluded with a winning bid of $28 million. The winning bid amount will be donated to Blue Origin’s foundation, @ClubforFuture. Full replay of the auction webcast: https://t.co/5Vc8IvWxJR pic.twitter.com/IlGbgOFmhx

    Bezos, his brother and the mystery bidder will have to endure up to 5.5 gs of force during the rocket-powered ascent, according to Blue Origin's terms and conditions. The rocket will reach 328,000 feet before coming back to Earth on July 20th, but the 11 minute flight will not include a pilot as it is autonomous.

    New Shepard, which is named after the first American to travel to space, Alan Shepard, is Blue Origin's reusable launch vehicle.

    The company's rocket has been designed to eventually take astronauts and research payloads past the internationally recognized boundary of space, known as the Kármán line.
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  2. Telegram helped me join ISIS
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  3. shut

    the

    fuck

    up
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  4. If you need to be instructed how to rape, youre completely out of touch with ur toxic masculinity. Ask some of ur paki neighbors they know wassup.

    I mean jesus garbage bag, zip ties, duct tape, knife, scissors to cut off her clothes DO I NEED TO MAKE AN ITEMIZED LIST?
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  5. Wariat would have someone walk in while he was balls deep in a 10 year old and tell them it was someone else's dick.
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  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    hey you need to calm down
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  7. G African Astronaut
    Everybody has the hots for G, including yourself w/ the PMs etc. Alas I'm taken.
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  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    rabbitweed is basically Mr. Krabs but not funny.
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  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Not after I invest in a firearm.

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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the tax man's going to rearrange your insides
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  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by WellHung Balance and symmetry.

    You have no car.
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  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Balance and symmetry.
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  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by POLECAT THEY DISCUST ME ALSO
    TRUMP/ NOEM 2021

    Imma invest some of my money in a paint sprayer.
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  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    THEY DISCUST ME ALSO
    TRUMP/ NOEM 2021
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  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    My goal is to retire early.
    I have already worked the last 10 days in a row and I am working all weekend so I will soon be at even more days in a row.
    The money is flowing in faster than I can spend it.
    Soon I will be living on the shore in a big beach house with a roller coaster going from my front door to my mail box.
    You poor people disgust me.
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  16. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Oh god puke
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    thanks to everyone that isn't retarded still left on this site

    You know who you are and aren't.

    Burn.
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  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Folx, she said she has no business jumping into another relationship so soon.
    Also, she didn't want to tell her husband.
    Well, I guess that's that.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Motherfucker would be 86 years sober today. I like to think he would've had a fuck it moment somewhere in the 90s/2000s
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  20. Projectors will always have inferior contrast and image quality. I'd sooner pay a madman to chop my johnson off with a rusty pair of garden shears than buy (another) projector.
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