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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    No vaccine no mask no fucks.

    I'mma go about my day like every other day.
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  2. Originally posted by aldra he wants wario to molest him

    I think this is the healthiest and happiest ending for all involved
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Seriously can u and wariat plz leave like what in the actual fuck is going on here

    he wants wario to molest him
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  4. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Seriously can u and wariat plz leave like what in the actual fuck is going on here
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  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    how do i identify them? i constantly have all these ppl coming up to me and being like "yoooo are you a christian? i'm from palo alto and i want to do drugs with you and fuck you so hard you fall from grace and burn for all eternity with me" and then their eyes turn black and im just like what the fuck jeff hunter and lanny tell your fucking demonhordewhores to get out of my life pls
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  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I could have slacked off sooner, but the 1400 hits of LSD and the 17 lbs of mushrooms and 47 lbs of weed didn't fuck me up toooooooooo much but that ounce of meth and 3 lbs of coke make have done a number on my ram
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  7. Ghost Black Hole
    Fag
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  8. Your mom wishes you'd man up and move the fuck out so she can make as much noise as she wants when her black lovers come over.
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  9. Worst survival show ever

    Why are you half chubbed?


    In any case i applaud your attempt at being normal white trash instead of just general trash.
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  10. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    He sold it to a bunch of local spiceheads and within an hour you had several ambulances pickin these dudes up cause they all were flailing around in the middle of traffic and mind you it just rained so there was mud all over em

    so anyway the dude who sold the spice I never saw him again but his car is still parked in the same place it has been there for years. Should I break into it and see if I can chop it up or is that risky?
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The one that gets me even more is the masks on airplanes requirement. There is no way they're preventing shit in a tube full of people packed together. I wonder if there's a video simulation of what the air flow pattern would look like with masks vs without , on an airplane.
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  12. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    you're cruising for gay sex, don't fucking lie
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmG Do you want to get a girlfriend at some point or are you too addicted to being a bachelor playboy pizzanaire?

    The latter. I prefer living alone and frankly I've gotten quite used to it. I don't even really like the idea of always having to be around someone. I have a good balance of social life and personal life lately and at this point anyway, have no urge to seek out a girlfriend for relationship and sexual purposes.

    I don't really even care about sex all that much, but if and when I do, I have my black book go tos.

    The most important thing I need to do is get myself right, get my DUCKLINGS LINED UP WING TO WING, continue trying to improve my mental and physical health, and if my opinion changes at some point, I may certainly seek out a LIFE PARTNER, if it doesn't fall into my lap which things so often seem to do for me so TIME WILL TELL.

    Thanks for asking.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What do you personally think? List your strengths and weaknesses in YOUR opinion.
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  16. mmG African Astronaut
    I'm not blaming you at all, I'm just happy you got hurt.
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  17. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I guess the lesson is never trust a fight to be one on one and never go to the cuts with someone not expecting their buddy or someone else to be around. I was lucky i did it in the middle of the club or id probably be killed.
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  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat Ok so I was spending another night at that three story lub (our if you ount the ground floor) and got into it. This may be the weirdest fight ie ever got into and one i at one point thought im gonna die in or have my neck cranked till death. Weird night guys really. Ok so around 330 am so half hour ago it occurred after me spending the entire night in there no problem. Let me explain. I get some food a kebab mind you and try to get back into the street with this club and see two ukrainian or belarussian guys maced holding their eyes. I did not see how it started but assumed bounecrs did it and ate my kebab until it was finished and they would let me back in.

    I go in and go to the top floor where it is relatively calm. Sure still lots of people are here but less than earlier as it is getting late. At one point I talk and make eye contact with two cougars polish chicks and start een somewhat dancing with them or near them. And out o the blue this fucking middle eastern looking fuck this face beard hair looking fucker shows up and tried to grind on them. I ignore it and so do they but at one point he acts like that german fuck in bulgaria like im not there and hits me with his ass.

    Next time he gets close i shove him to the side or sideways with my forearm and he doesnt like it. so he gets in my face and i tell him to not get near me and fuck off and he is still in my face so i use my front shoulder to strike his chest and send him to the ground lol.

    he gets up right away and is in my face again. I wait for his attack it doesnt come. after a while i say cool man and start walking away and this fucker follows me. His ego is obviously so hurt he wants to fight somewhere outside but i know people are everywhere so are bouncers cops etc. and we are on a high floor.

    I start walking back to the place i was at or before he touched me since he is following. I should have now thinking it back occur or took care of hi one on one in the cuts somewhere but who ever that ended up attacking me on my back or rear might have followed so maybe it was not a bad decision after all.

    So I get back to my spot he still wont let it go and is talkig mad shit to me. So after a second is quare up and hit him with a right hook. He tries to fight or hits back we are at it in the middle of a fucking club on some dance floor on the top floor right now.

    At one point he throws a leeping hook or a haymaker and i duck. He ends up slipping and i falling on top of him and i get one hit in and am about to ground pound him and feel some fucking fist or some shit hit me in the back of my head.

    And guys this is where it gets crazy. Whoever it was who fucking attacked me on my back or from rear is either a bouncer or his friend most likely the latter and he fucking tried to go to town on me. I get hit multiple times in the back o head and once near ear hear some sound saying "fuck him up" (probably the guy i was about to destroy or indian looking or middle eastern fuck) and at one point either him or the guy hitting me from behind or a third guy tries to break my neck.

    Literally someone in front of me grabs me across arms and neck tries to suplex me backwards. I am at this point just trying to survive or defend best i an to live another day. This is literally hell.

    But I have training so I put my arms in to each there and dont let him suplex me backwards thus open myself up to them hitting my front or front of face or stoping me. at this point i guess a group of bouncers show up and this fuck the coward indian or whatever he is runs in the bathroom and i just go downstairs dont say anything and leave and go home.

    whoeer it was who hit me form behind or attacked me i wonder. because i would have literally did to that guy bad things.

    sounds like you lost, bitch
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  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Sorry slutty women without work skills, no more easy money will be electronically sent. 🀭😏
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  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I got drunk so bad I didn't remember coming home on the bus from San Francisco way back in my late teens. and my friend was with me. he was crashed on the floor next to my bed. I got up, and pulled my cock out of my Pajamas and peed on him. first next to him and then the stream floated farther onto him. He woke up like WTF STOOOOPPPPP.

    I then sobered up right at that moment and realized I was peeing not only in my room but on top of this dude.

    I just gave the fucker some clothes. he didnt even want to wash them. dumb ass slept in his clothes. he could have passed out on my couch but my brother was doing heroin back then and moved in the night before and was already crashed on it. my mom took him back in.


    Im so ashamed of my heavy drinking period. I once literally woke up. just woke up driving. I mean I came out of a black out from Alcohol and woke up just a mile from my home. I drove 50 fucking miles from a club and rolled up a mile from my house, on the fucking freeway. got home and swore I would never do that again.

    I became an indoor drunk. thanks to the internet. Yahoo chat and later Justin.tv and Stickam kind of shit
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