Hey grape jelly on a sausage biscuit is legit. Don’t knock it till you try it.
I’d be a blt :)
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A cucumber sandwich with the edges of the bread cut off and also cut into cute little triangles, with a sprig of parsley on the side for presentation and served in an English garden with skylarks singing in the sky above...Location Somerset, England, 4.15pm July 19th.
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Piss and shit sandwich on Walmart bread
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The real real secret: don't be a fucking mouth breathing Neanderthal Polack child rapist
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2021-10-21 at 11:35 AM UTC
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Fona 10-21-2021
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
fuck them all up fona shoot upda workplace
Fuck that.
Im in a good position to move up.
I wonder if I can find myself making $20 an hour in the next couple month.
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i would be a brautwrust with extra mayo
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
I’d say a foot long poor boy with steak or roast beef and basically all the vegetables except tomatoes. Little salt n pepper and some Mayo and vinager and oil. A nice hearty multi gran bread would be nice too.
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Fuck that cash app me 200 and I’ll give you the real secret.
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Triple-decker steak sandwich present.
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Originally posted by blaster master
I'd either be ham on rye with swiss and sauerkraut or my tradition drunken meal of a pork breakfast sausage patty fried like a burger on a bagel with cream cheese, grape jelly and crispy bacon.
OMG, you just killed your self-sandwich by adding jelly to it🤢
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Better headline: Laundrie hangs himself to dry
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Headline: LAUNDRIE WASHES HIMSELF
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2021-10-20 at 3:22 PM UTC
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Ponder this...
You can also turn them into dual-prop helicopters.
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2021-10-20 at 2:51 PM UTC
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
eewwe no.
just by looking at her arms you know how saggy are her breasts.
Saggy tits just means you can slurp them up into your mouth like jello
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Originally posted by Wariat
I am currently talking to the other bitch the other teen not the one who blocked me and seemed super interested but the second one and I didnt even realzie it or that it was her all I saw was a random chick say hi back to me as I used y second facbeook profile to scour the chick who blocked me her friends list and just for fun hit up a bunch of teens saying hi.
Originally posted by Wariat
guuys. Im getting to the scoop or juice of it why she blocked me.
Originally posted by Wariat
Im stupid as a shit of bricks sometimes guys. Apparently the main chick I talked to was Ada not Laura and she gave me the other chicks facebook not her own so the one who blocked me was the one i barely talked to but we initially had attraction for one another or noticed one another.
Originally posted by Wariat
the converse bitch with a somewhat punkrock look was the other teen the one who blocked me and not this teenager.
Originally posted by Wariat
but anyway teenagers can be weird dont you guys think? She gave me her friends facebook not hers for one lol. She looks sort of slutty though above no? Do you guys think there is a potential she is or could become an anal whore?
Originally posted by Wariat
now shes not even replying or is offline or something all of a sudden. Fucking teenagers guys.
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2021-10-20 at 2:51 AM UTC
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Ponder this...
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by blaster master
I personally think my cousin is just virtue signaling that she's so down for the cause that she'd castrate her four year old.
a transgender child is like a vegetarian cat
everyone knows who's making the decisions
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2021-10-19 at 9:16 PM UTC
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Ponder this...
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2021-10-19 at 6:04 AM UTC
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Fona 10-19-2021
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
BIG NEWS
I got hired at work tonight.
Comes with a 50 cent raise.
Then I got asked if I was interested in working on 2nd shift for an extra dollar an hour.
Seeing as how I don't give a shit about what Im doing while Im here I will be taking this opportunity.
Besides, I really need to so I can align my schedule with NZ time zone so that I can continue my education.
The thought of starting new with new people again sucks but the money is welcomed.
Basically God has decided Im not getting off this roller coaster anytime soon so I might as well just accept it and go with the flow.
So far 2nd shift consists of myself (the only hired on employee) and 2 temps. There are no supervisors, managers or team leads. This may be my opportunity to shine here and show what I can do.
When I quit my last job at the end of February I was making $13.35 an hour for a company that had been busing homeless people in to work crappy low paying hard work. I had set a goal to make $15 by the end of the year. Well today I make $18 an hour so I gotta say I feel pretty proud of myself for not only achieving my goal but surpassing it.
Tonight is super busy and Im really tired but I am feeling pretty good about my job today.
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2021-10-19 at 2:33 AM UTC
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Fona 10-19-2021
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
DUDE! lets not jump the gun here its still the 18th
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2021-10-18 at 9:14 PM UTC
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So my girlfriend just died
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
She had testicular cancer
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