Folks it's 1400 a month and we split that. He speaks no English but loves cooking, sucking big cock, we use Google translate to talk which I think is super hot.
He told me he has a boyfriend in northern Florida who hates miami. So much of the time he isn't here for Days and wants someone in the house.
I tried to give him 700 and he laughed and told me use for college, I don't pay rent I guess, so imma go and fill his fridge and kitchen with as much beer and food as two carts can carry.
He also gots a lot of really high quality clothing and sexy friends, both of which he told me to make myself at home with.
If he hadn't mentioned the boyfriend in Northern. Florida I would be considering dating him despite 14 year age difference.
He also asked me if I will replace the broken door lock and I am really happy he asked me to do something coz I hate being a fucking freeloader even if I'm fucking an old gay math professor I met in college. Which imo was a good person to sexually holler at.
Also he's 45 and looks younger than I do.
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2023-01-12 at 5:45 PM UTC
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You know what I miss?
Originally posted by blaster master
Lol brought to you by zoklet.
Ah yes I remember that whole thing. Wasn't it busted by the feds or something? I know some kind of lolsy shit happened with that one.
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2023-01-12 at 1:10 PM UTC
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Found a new lady to creep on.
That dog looks the type to be victimized by a cat.
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2023-01-11 at 6:09 PM UTC
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Found a new lady to creep on.
Originally posted by blaster master
How's ur puppy my brolo?
Hes been like the most chill and friendly dog I've ever met. He doesn't bark at anything or whine and loves meeting new people .
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2023-01-11 at 5:10 PM UTC
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Found a new lady to creep on.
Well that explains the heavy breathing coming from his office.
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Sounds like a good way to end up on Dateline sis
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2023-01-11 at 4:53 PM UTC
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Found a new lady to creep on.
Originally posted by blaster master
I just sent her a picture of my ass in a jock strap lol
Get 5 thanks on this post and I'll repost it.
Like you guys DO NOT want to see this ðŸ˜
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2023-01-11 at 4:42 PM UTC
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shopping list
dirt
cheapest nicotine patches available
quarters
$5 months of fuel for my $3 torch that i use to only vaporize weed with and not smoke meth or crack
keeping an eye out for any girls deemed 6/10 cute outfit or above to make mental notes of then imagine life together with them later when im alone on the floor high sleeping in a plastic bag
thats it
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Garlic is never a good choice if you're going to be snogging later.
Date rule #7. No garlic or onions.
Kafka’s dates are all virtual so no garlic breath worries
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2023-01-11 at 3:20 PM UTC
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Found a new lady to creep on.
Look guys give me attention I have socks and sandals on
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2023-01-11 at 2:58 PM UTC
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Something just happened
Originally posted by Wariat
I want to fuck females for sport.
Good luck with that, you’re the hunchback of goddamn Warsaw, except instead of a heart of gold you’re a child rapist.
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Cause even the jankiest of negros still got something you don't, and that's approachability.
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2023-01-11 at 2:07 PM UTC
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Found a new lady to creep on.
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by blaster master
So get her a card and some flowers to express my feelings for her right?
slip her some werthers
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2023-01-11 at 10:33 AM UTC
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Hi Kafka
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Go fuck urself alphabet boy
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2023-01-10 at 2:41 AM UTC
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sexy product idea
Fortune cookie flavored edible shaving cream, with real chunks of fortune cookie and real cream first you shave em then you lick the shave
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2023-01-10 at 2:04 AM UTC
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Something just happened
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Shut up this is my shower thread now
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Once they get those 3 digits everybody eating
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2023-01-09 at 4:07 PM UTC
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I don’t know what to do about it, if I started going to another shop it would be like he’s stealing time from my life by having to go to one that isn’t as close, it would also make me think of him and resent him, it’s the fear option, being a victim.
Idk if I can report him to police because I can’t hand over my phone. They might want to see our texts if I try to get a restraining order.
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2023-01-09 at 4:05 PM UTC
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Something just happened
Originally posted by Wariat
i got trewted bad as well cst cslled by gais in prison and touched in libersl city like san francisco or berlin bars there eby fat middle aged men and you dont see me complaining do ya?
Did you just say you got touched up in prison and around the world by middle aged men and are not complaining about it?
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