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Posts That Were Thanked by blaster master

  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Also I literally take drugs the night before and then say to myself "Me? Drugs? Why would I ever do drugs?"
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  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    How the hell do people even drive on acid? I took only 170mcg and I had trouble using my own damn toothbrush.
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  3. Hey Steven wanna go watch the new transformers
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  4. CrazyJoe Houston
    I am extremely high, been cruising around on my ebike, decided to go get some 1800 premix margarita. tequila goes well with shrooms. gonna eat one more chocolate and smoke another dooberino
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  5. Originally posted by Sudo Is this story true? It doesn't reflect poorly on §m£ÂgØL at all

    It doesn’t but the true burning question I have is has every sexual encounter of §m£ÂgØL’s been rape from a member of this community?
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  6. troon African Astronaut
    omg bradley, you really are sweet and sincere after all. it melts my heart.

    okay, i will open up to you.

    emotionally i mean. not in the goatse sort of way.
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Did you advise me TEK is a hell of a drug? Did I actually ride around in the hood sitting on 50 cubic gallons of highly explosive gas? Were you always ready to do some brews and jam with some shitty light beer & music my absent father would listen to?

    Did you *Maybe* have something to do with a disappearance of someone and tell everyone in Tinychat, disappear for two months and show up 3,000 miles away scotfree?

    #1 friend, Trayvon Martin (the white one)
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Did you drive 1 1/2 hours in a Jeepers Creepers truck to my mom's house with 4 hazardous cans of compressed welding gas? Did you tell me not to bring my pistol? Did we hollar at every 18 y/o+ black girl who walked by? Did we pour out a beer for our big homey angel Kr0z in the sky? Are you the first and only Totsean I have met up with?

    Yes. You truly are a God of our community.
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  9. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I need to be able to partake in locally sourced designer drugs in no other setting than that of the finest lodgements and accomodations. I just..I need to have access to miscellaneous polycyclic phenethylamines. I'm sorry!
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  11. He's desperate for male attention, he was PMing me all day yesterday asking for my address and giving me his (allegedly)

    VERY gay.
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  12. Ghost Black Hole
    thanks for buying me that whore, dawg. That pussy was reeeeeeeal tight for a 55 year old.
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  13. Ghost Black Hole
    one of my favorite things to search on bing is "loose hairy queefing squirting gaping meat flap pussy fisting"
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  14. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I have 0 interest in having a 3sum with 2 women. I want to be fucked but multiple men fucking one hoe is much more desirous than me feeling i need to satisfy 2

    I gave a bunch of teenage girls psychedelics and then convinced them all to get naked and player with each other but I was too fucked up from mushrooms+alcohol that I couldn't maintain an erection
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  15. Ghost Black Hole
    hey man dats cool if you wanna take LSD at a theme park we will put you in a wheelchair with a blanket like a mee maw so you can smoke crack under the blanket in line to ride the coaster

    dont you just love being disabled folx?
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  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    hey man dont coolstory me
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    E) piss on as many objects as possible
    F) go ham
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  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    C. ) pour a bucket of pee on are heads
    D. ) do a rape ( on the willing ( with extra manglaise ) )
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  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Steven, apologize RIGHT now!
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  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Whats wrong with living with your family literally when they love you. Lots of latinos and asiatics live there life like that and they like it, and trust me when i say plenty of them are healthy and wealthy
    Originally posted by blaster master He's handsome right? And his shwanzt is p. Big which is why I tried to get him to be my tag team partner but he was like no red that's fuckin gay.

    I know if ACP was in my metro and I hit him up like, "hey bro, I know this slutty black lady who like white boys, wanna come hit it with me? Oh, BTW, I told her we'd sword fight infront of her."

    He'd be like bet.

    playa playa plimpskin! PARTY ON THAT PUSSY eeee EEEEE
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