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Posts That Were Thanked by blaster master

  1. Originally posted by POLECAT I never liked that sick fuck when he was the Governor,, gave him a pass when Trump picked him. thats over now

    What exactly did your people think he could actually do? He's there as a ceremonial figurehead, it's not a fucking debate or a contest. He tried explaining to Trump over and over again that he doesn't actually hold any real power in this but Trump is too fucking retarded to understand and just assumes Pence is bullshitting him to get out of it.
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  2. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    OP's lost his Virginity to his own nose.
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  3. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jesus is king It's just a photo not a download.
    Anyways, you wouldn't be able to handle it since you're a weak beta male.

    you would know a thing or two about being a beta, you live with your mom at thirty years old couldn't keep a job pushing carts at walmart and think you're asian
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  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by WellHung I am more fearful of the bulldog ant, not the bullet ant.

    I imagine you are a lot like shoenice.
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  5. Originally posted by street_crap Being in a band kept me alive when I was a homeless teenager. I was around people 24/7, people were always willing to share cigs, beer, drugs. If I wasn't at my usual spots for a couple of days people were looking for me. There were little groupies who thought it was cute and kookie to bring me homemade meals or do my washing. Plus, I was making a small amount of legit income from gigs.

    Being not shit helps a lot though.

    interesting story about your life on the streets. post more stories about how old men used you for their sexual gratification and reciprocated by donating food and drugs. and elaborate on how much you enjoyed it.

    you dirty whore.

    how much for a blowjob with swallow.
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I gotta house in the country with hillbilly neighbors and millionaire neighbors. My mortgage is 43% of what my last rent was (although it has electrical heating which is costly this winter) and although one of my vehicles is a gas guzzler, I don't mind it. I can basically sub contract much of the winter and not have to lift a finger unless I feel like it. So I'm just hangin out bein lazy in the country saving money instead of stressing and getting ripped off by a slumlord in the inner city surrounded by people I don't need to know.

    Really this is the best thing to do kiwi. Now is a good time to get property. If you get left behind you are a loser
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  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1011011--0-1--1--00.-110.01011-----0..-.1.0-0-.1011-11--01-001-----1.-.1--0----.-01---010010-0-(b­anned) ill pay you to suck my cock.

    if you swallow ill pay you a complement.

    Complement my penis inside of your b hole. Please?
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Holy Fuck look at the hikki scitzo flocking to the scitzo thread like a moth to a scitzo flame what a scitzo flamer
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  10. Originally posted by Jesus is king He looks like a character from bard's tale or fable lol

    Men aren't supposed to look pretty tho
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  11. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by blaster master PRESIDENT ELECT JOE BIDEN AND VICE PRESIDENT ELECT KAMALA HARRIS, EVERY POST I HAVE EVER MADE ON THIS WEBSITE IS SATIRE. I DO NOT CONDONE NOR SUPPORT ANY OF THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED ON THIS WEBSITE.

    Any post associated with this IP is satire and should be treated as such. At no point has anyone associated with this IP ever condoned, encouraged, committed or abated acts of violence or threats of violence against any persons, regardless of racial, ethnic, religious or cultural background.

    In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party, I do not support any actions by the member of this group.

    same
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  12. Bueno motherfucker
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  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    His daughters died, dude. Have a heart, you know?
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  14. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Dirt is nothing more than dry mud.


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  15. WellHung Black Hole
    A nigger with a lisp.
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  16. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by blaster master So one time me and 2k1 were smoking herbs in video chat and 2k1 said that in early 1990 he was on a business trip and fucked hiki's mom while she was working at a strip club called "the krusty klam". He said it was different times back then, so he didn't wear a rubber or pull out.

    It was called "The Gym"

    Originally posted by Jesus is king My parents met at a gym."
    They would frequently eat at this Asian noodle restaurant.
    Then you know they started making hanky panky and your favorite internet person was conceived.
    He was getting divorced from his previous marriage with the woman who birthed my half siblings.
    My dad is a pretty soulless dead inside type person like krotz which is why he never went serious with my mom.
    If he had been mentally sound and had a heart I think at least he would have wanted to be more involved in my life.

    Idc though growing up with a dad literally made zero impact on me ans I didn't even really think about him until I decided to meet go with him when I was 16.
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    He gave me $100 and I used it to buy Mass Effect.

    1:" My parents met at a gym." Wrong. It was 'The Gym'

    2: "They would frequently eat at this Asian noodle restaurant." Wrong again. It was an Rocky Theme 'All you can eat Spaghetti buffet"

    3: "Then you know they started making hanky panky and your favorite internet person was conceived." [X][X][X] Wrong again. I jizzed before I could pull out and I heard her say "I feel pregnant" and that was my queue to split.

    4: "He was getting divorced from his previous marriage with the woman who birthed my half siblings." what a sweet cloud story

    5: "My dad is a pretty soulless dead inside type person like krotz which is why he never went serious with my mom." Half truths. I feel dead inside now but that occurred after 2012

    6: "f he had been mentally sound and had a heart I think at least he would have wanted to be more involved in my life." I almost feel bad about going along with this Joke because my real pops split too. but I was left with a crazy mother fucking adopted father. not step but adopted me. :(

    Epilogue: "Idc though growing up with a dad literally made zero impact on me ans I didn't even really think about him until I decided to meet go with him when I was 16.
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    He gave me $100 and I used it to buy Mass Effect." WTF? I could of used that for more erbs. well Enjoy kid.
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You ever heard the saying "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"? Why wouldn't I want to keep tabs on someone that has held me against my will, assaulted me, raped me, and nearly killed me? Someone who's cheated on me, financially abused me, and destroyed my personal belongings? Don't you obsess about the things you truly fear? The things that could really destroy you? Maybe that's just me and my anxious personality. This is someone who has left me in their bed to go fuck someone else, someone who has forced me to suck their dick even after I've yelled no, cried, and bit their dick multiple times, someone who's pulled fistfuls of hair out of my head on several occasions. Someone who got my laptop stolen because they invited a streetwalker in to smoke speed. Someone who sold my childhood GameBoy Color for drug money. Someone who has rubbed my own vomit in my face. Someone who's thrown my cell phone under a running faucet when I called the police because I was being attacked. Someone who has bit me, choked me, spanked me, and spit on me in a very aggressive, extreme, non-sexual way. He's a sociopath. There's no remorse for the things he's done. There's no concept of shame or doing wrong. He's a soulless vessel operating off of negative energy, chemicals, and lies. There's more wrong than there's right. There's more myth than truth. That's what he feeds on; the abundant source of darkness. When you've encountered something like that, when you've been intimate with something like that, it's a little hard to forget.
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  18. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    they seem traumed out still
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    almost makes me want to create an account and claim to be the rapist, back to finish the job
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  20. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jesus is king I know my dad

    Post a picture of you and him then
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