Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Fuck you.
Hey man just trying to help. Dont kill me. 😗
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Working on a story it'll be up soon
This recurring joke from you fucks never gets old.
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Working on a story it'll be up soon
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I need a new computer key board. Going back through what I wrote today. Jesus. I'm not that bad of a typer. I know how to spell and everything. I swear it's this shitty key board.
Then I buy a new one and it turns out I was the retard the whole time. Fuck me,
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Did I just find another hidden word? COCKodile. c r o c o d i l e.
Change c r o c k to cock? That's actually pretty funny.
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
we found a fossilized COCKodile
Did I just find another hidden word? COCKodile. c r o c o d i l e.
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Originally posted by Headspin
I think you could say either pantses or pantsed in that context.
Fuck you.
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Since I'm now thinking about old stories here's a freebie:
The burly drunken guy in our part house liked to pants people. It was hilarious until it happened to you. The last time I ever saw him drink he wasn't wearing pants. I asked him why? He sd, "If you're not wearing pants no one can pants you." Flawless logic but he was the only person pantsing people.
One night, he pantses, (is that the past tense of pants? I don't know), he pantses Poast right in front of Poasts cousin. But he grabbed his underwear too by accident. So she got a full shot of Poasts dick and was mortified.
I think you could say either pantses or pantsed in that context.
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
A lot of work but I save page 68. Radical shit posting terrorists tried to over take us but we hunkered down and did our duty. I thank everyone for their service. Both sides.
You're welcome. Me and the man who put it in my hood really came through here. Basically this thread would have never made it to page 69 without our high quality entertainment and efforts. We fucking rock.
You could learn a thing or two from us. I don't expect you to ever be half as funny or intelligent, but you could still learn a thing or two.
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Since I'm now thinking about old stories here's a freebie:
The burly drunken guy in our part house liked to pants people. It was hilarious until it happened to you. The last time I ever saw him drink he wasn't wearing pants. I asked him why? He sd, "If you're not wearing pants no one can pants you." Flawless logic but he was the only person pantsing people.
One night, he pantses, (is that the past tense of pants? I don't know), he pantses Poast right in front of Poasts cousin. But he grabbed his underwear too by accident. So she got a full shot of Poasts dick and was mortified.
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A lot of work but I save page 68. Radical shit posting terrorists tried to over take us but we hunkered down and did our duty. I thank everyone for their service. Both sides.
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FUUUUUUUCK!Q!!!!!
One time we had a baby killing marine visit out party house for a couple days. He banged Poasts cousin and had a child with her before they seperated. But they're amicable so that's good. She's gone on to join a cult.
Anyays, when he was leaving back to deployment he had a pack of cigarettes he couldn't take. So he decided to smoke them all. At once. A full open mouth and two out the nose. Ask Poast for the picture because I'm on thin ice with ho much I don't give a fuck.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
fuck you enjoy not being at 69 pages bitch
Fuck OMG, let's mutiny this shit into a successful thread--one that meets deadlines, one that has the 69 Sundays HE FUCKING PROMISED US, one that's not ONLY the longest, but also the GIRTHIEST. OMG may have laid some decent groundwork, but me and you, buddy, we're ushering in a golden age of obscenely long internet forum discussions.
Or at the very least, let's make a lot of noise about hijacking his shit then get bored and bail somewhere halfway through page 68, and then never let anyone forget how we turned this shitshow around and they should all be thanking us for quality we never provided.
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I'll go back and read everything to get caught up. Might inspire me to do the poster thing.
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
I've been bothering this kid on facebook. Making at least one video a day. Then I threaten to kick his ass. Nice kid. I have one video I can't show because it crosses the line. I had Poast help with the song recommendation for that one. Still pretty funny though. I'm messing with this kid so much I have extra videos waiting to be dropped.
Here's todays video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ssF6qmI6DQ
did you sang that ?
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Almost. B-Dog pulled the trigger.
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So this one time at our party house, OMG was drunk as fuck, and was wearing a set of dollar store safety goggles. He was bragging about how his eyes were essentially invincible and nothing could fucking touch them.
To prove this point, he took an airsoft pistol, and held the barrel against the goggles, looking straight down the fucker. He pulled the trigger, recoiled in pain, and then started running around screaming. When all was said and done, his eyeball looked absolutely shitfucked red and bloodshot, and the dollar store safety goggles had a perfect airsoft by hole through them.
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Let's just say my whole life has been one long fucking miserable nightmare most of the time. And pure shit on a good day.
Goddamn it. Yeah, I guess there have been a few dull bright spots here and there. Fuck it.
I even almost had a friend once.
Sure, he was a mouth-breathing, snot dripping 8-year-old who couldn't find his fat ass with both hands, but he was clueless enough to think I wasn't the worthless piece of shit everybody else thinks I am.
Including me.
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Same place with all the tweakers. The property went all the way down to a slew. A kind of inlet from the ocean. It was all dirty and nasty but there was a spot where us kids could hang out, make a fire, smoke weed, drink nigga liquor. Just go buck wild away from the tweakers.
One time we ordered a pizza. Pizza guy shows up and we ask him if he wants to smoke some pot or have a shot or anything. He says yes and starts foolowing us to the very back of the property. This house was over 100 years old and the family mostly became fukt up people so their were shacks in a bunch of places. It was pretty ghetto.
The guy is following us and he's getting sketched out. We take him on the trail, which wasn't very long, and he stops and says he's good. I think it was Poast and I and we're right at the curve in the trail where you can see the fire. Pizza dude says something like he doesn't believe us and we're pleading with him. "Dude! Take two more steps and you'll be able to see it."
Guy was just too sketched, didn't believe us and figured he'd take his chances walking through tweaker alley by himself. I know pizza guy remembers that to this day because he was sketched out.
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