Originally posted by mmQ
I got out of jail, like not the way where you get bailed out, the way where you literally finish your time and they buzz your little cell intercom and say "Wren?" and you say as you wake up from an afternoon snooze, "w..what? Yeah? What?"
And they say "pack up your shit you're getting released." And you get a smile and a bounce to your step and everyone else starts looking at you with a hint of disdain because you're getting out of jail and they arent.
You pack up all your shit willy nilly. Just kinda throw it all into a bag because who cares. Sling it over your shoulder and walk to the EXIT with a guard escorting you. You, the guy who is getting out of jail.
But rewind three minutes to where you're sitting in the cell with all your whatevers packed into the bag and ready to go and they buzz you one more time.
"Wren? You still there? Bad news dude.. they forgot to check you for warrants and it turns out you have a hold up in grand forks so, yeah, you're not going anywhere."
That might be one of the shittiest feelings in the world.
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Originally posted by CASPER
Yeah thats the fucking worst. Hope makes everything hit harder. I think its why i maintain a fatalistic view of life. If i assume im already fucked, im not as disappointed when things dont go the way i want.
Oh yeah for sure. I like to think myself a realist, and I'm pretty certain we're all fucked on a grand scale.
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Originally posted by mmQ
I got out of jail, like not the way where you get bailed out, the way where you literally finish your time and they buzz your little cell intercom and say "Wren?" and you say as you wake up from an afternoon snooze, "w..what? Yeah? What?"
And they say "pack up your shit you're getting released." And you get a smile and a bounce to your step and everyone else starts looking at you with a hint of disdain because you're getting out of jail and they arent.
You pack up all your shit willy nilly. Just kinda throw it all into a bag because who cares. Sling it over your shoulder and walk to the EXIT with a guard escorting you. You, the guy who is getting out of jail.
But rewind three minutes to where you're sitting in the cell with all your whatevers packed into the bag and ready to go and they buzz you one more time.
"Wren? You still there? Bad news dude.. they forgot to check you for warrants and it turns out you have a hold up in grand forks so, yeah, you're not going anywhere."
That might be one of the shittiest feelings in the world.
Oof.
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Waiting to get released or go to court when youre dopesick and someone is lagging on your paperwork is fucking awful. Ive had them tell me they couldnt bring me to court if i couldnt stop throwing up lol.
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Originally posted by CASPER
Yeah thats the fucking worst. Hope makes everything hit harder. I think its why i maintain a fatalistic view of life. If i assume im already fucked, im not as disappointed when things dont go the way i want.
To stick with the incarceration court theme that's the oldest adage in the books- hope for the best prepare for the worst
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Yeah thats the fucking worst. Hope makes everything hit harder. I think its why i maintain a fatalistic view of life. If i assume im already fucked, im not as disappointed when things dont go the way i want.
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
This burn is so brutal. Pointing out the absurdity of what he was actually doing. Of all platforms to voice an opinion, a fucking LOLcat thread? I doubt there's a good come back to that. I wouldn't be surprised if he stops posting in this thread over that small sentence.
I don't really care about your thread, or it's intended purpose. You're losing control here, OP. How does it feel?
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Fucking lulz. I bet that sentence has never been said in humn history. Well maybe the egyptians. They liked cats and talked a lot of shit.
The Egyptians LOVED to protest, no joke. They used to show up outside their politician's house to do it too. There was some scribe that documented a politician attacking a rally outside his house and then getting killed by the mob lol. Scribes often had their own tombs because they were the only ones who could allocate resources so OF COURSE they used it to better their situation.
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Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead
Meh, you're the one going on political rants in a lolcat thread.
This burn is so brutal. Pointing out the absurdity of what he was actually doing. Of all platforms to voice an opinion, a fucking LOLcat thread? I doubt there's a good come back to that. I wouldn't be surprised if he stops posting in this thread over that small sentence.
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