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2020-06-03 at 2:17 AM UTCI got a story. My brother and I went on a trip. Drove 9 hours east to go find ammonites and stay at a buddies place. My brother, he smokes a ton of pot. A ton. So we're driving around looking for good fossil hunting spots that hopefully no one has found yet. Hiking here and there, driving down back roads and hiking again. Just searching the area for good formations.
We're driving down the main road looking for another off road and a trooper passes us. He slows down and I say, "Dude. You're getting pulled over." He does and they take him out of the vehicle to the cruiser. I'm thinking we're fucked. I don't smoke personally and I don't know how this is going to play out.
One of the cops come up to my window and tells me he smelled marijuana. I told him I don't smoke and my brother told me he had his green card. So I sit in the car for 20 minutes looking in the mirror as they're giving him all the tests and have him blow into the breathalyzer. I have no service or anything on my phone. I'm thinking I'm fucked. It's balls to the wall windy and I'm watching this bird trying to probably get home. Like Bob Seger he's going against the wind. Every time the bird flys up it goes 5 feet back. I feel for the bird because I think I too, am fucked.
My brother comes to the truck with the two cops and opens up his container of pot to show them. Apparently one of the cops had never seen pot before and asked if he could see. My brother, fucking love that kid, 'Oh yeah! No problem!' Then showed them some of the fossils we had found. The cops let us on our way and my brother said, "I forgot that I have a hand gun under the seat." I reply, "Is it from dad?". He assures it is. "Dude, dad has never registered a gun in his life. So you got pulled over, claimed you have weed with an unregistered gun under the front seat. That's hilarious."
And when they breathalyzed him it showed all zeros. The cops joked that he blew donuts. It took a couple hours later before I got the joke.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-03 at 2:17 AM UTCPage 70 bitches.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-03 at 2:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN You guys! I found the original footage and audio from Casper!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw
Ahhhhh that movie's great.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-03 at 4:01 AM UTCI prefer to think of myself as a Gary Oldman or Daniel Day Lewis of THE GRAND STAGE that is LIFE
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2020-06-03 at 7:51 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-03 at 7:57 AM UTCim a method actor. I draw from a great well of emotion.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-03 at 7:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Dude, dad has never registered a gun in his life.
You sound like a communist. This is America, you don't register your rights. Hell, even Commiefornia doesn't require reporting transfers or serial numbers under certain conditions--such as a father giving a gun to his son, but you live in bumfuck Montana, and I could legally transfer a gun to you without any paper trail as easily as driving to you and handing it over. We could literally do it in the parking lot of the local police dept.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-03 at 7:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead You sound like a communist. This is America, you don't register your rights. Hell, even Commiefornia doesn't require reporting transfers or serial numbers under certain conditions–such as a father giving a gun to his son, but you live in bumfuck Montana, and I could legally transfer a gun to you without any paper trail as easily as driving to you and handing it over. We could literally do it in the parking lot of the local police dept.
Other rights in the constitution:
Freedom of religion
Freedom of speech
Freedom of the press
Freedom of assembly
Right to petition
Freedom of association
Right to trial by jury
Criminal procedural rights
Right to privacy
Freedom from slavery
Due process
Equal protection
Citizenship
Voting rights
All you gun fags who don't support each and every one of these is a hypocrite. Republicans break them with regularity. People right now are having their freedom of speech infringed upon, as well as their freedom to protest, due process, have equal protection, voting rights, freedom of the press, etc etc etc.
Yet absolutely nobody, and I mean NOBODY, is trying to take your guns. And besides, nothing in the constitution says you don't have to register the guns. Just like you have to register to vote, register a church, register a march, etc.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-03 at 8:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace …
Gosh, where did the guns touch you, son? It's all right little guy, they can't hurt you anymore.
Or are you just some sort of commie sympathizer, and got your panties in a twist because I used the term disdainfully? I gave you next to nothing to work with, but you've clearly got some sensitive perspectives you'd like to address if you're looking to project such broad and sweeping assumptions about my beliefs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-03 at 8:26 PM UTCI didnt say anything about your beliefs but its clear you're offended so I must've struck a nerve.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-03 at 8:34 PM UTCMeh, you're the one going on political rants in a lolcat thread. Sounds like typical commie shit. I'm over this topic and bouncing. Hopefully OMG gets back soon to get this longest thread back on track.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-03 at 8:37 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-03 at 9:09 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-04 at 12:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead Meh, you're the one going on political rants in a lolcat thread.
This burn is so brutal. Pointing out the absurdity of what he was actually doing. Of all platforms to voice an opinion, a fucking LOLcat thread? I doubt there's a good come back to that. I wouldn't be surprised if he stops posting in this thread over that small sentence.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-04 at 2:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Fucking lulz. I bet that sentence has never been said in humn history. Well maybe the egyptians. They liked cats and talked a lot of shit.
The Egyptians LOVED to protest, no joke. They used to show up outside their politician's house to do it too. There was some scribe that documented a politician attacking a rally outside his house and then getting killed by the mob lol. Scribes often had their own tombs because they were the only ones who could allocate resources so OF COURSE they used it to better their situation.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-04 at 2:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN This burn is so brutal. Pointing out the absurdity of what he was actually doing. Of all platforms to voice an opinion, a fucking LOLcat thread? I doubt there's a good come back to that. I wouldn't be surprised if he stops posting in this thread over that small sentence.
I don't really care about your thread, or it's intended purpose. You're losing control here, OP. How does it feel?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-04 at 2:11 AM UTCWatch this: China isn't communistThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-04 at 2:11 AM UTCBernie Sanders should be president instead of TrumpThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-04 at 2:12 AM UTCLegalize high concentration BPAThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-04 at 2:12 AM UTCbenzene is a plant not a drugThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
