Originally posted by gadzooks
Already did.
Lube + viagra + pictures of your mom riding a mule = a good self-fucking.
i'm agree with that. For my opinion, i would change the mule for a ferret ! :)
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Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Originally posted by gadzooks
Already did.
This
Twice
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2018-11-19 at 4:56 AM UTC
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socializing
I candyflipped yesterday and felt really close to everyone I spoke with but now that shit has gone away lol
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Show me your genitals, your genitals
WHAT
SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS
GENITALIAAAAAA
That song brings back memories
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Screenshots would be cool.
There is a partial forum archive on archive.
https://archive.org/details/TotseArchive
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I try to hit every 420 I can
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
He's going to do it. I BELIEVE in him!
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Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
I enjoyed arguing with Rust over God and spiritual things.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by gadzooks
As a matter of fact I just did.
A couple small bumps to supplement the oral consumption.
It is a truly religious experience to have Methathustra enter your body through many different passages.
Drugs are nothing more than a bandaid solution to a much larger issue. Never lose sight of your perspective.
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by gadzooks
Holy shit, you have an itemized list and everything.
Look, Spectral, one thing I like about you, is your devotion to Totse and the old Totse spirit.
That's your thing, and I will always like you for that.
But in my personal opinion (and perhaps this opinion might resonate with many others here), you can get a tad paranoid, and end up taking certain personal slights way more seriously than they need be.
Funny how I was a mod on Totse, Zoklet, TheDamagedOne, TheRevoltPress and several other BBSs and I never once had to ban anyone just because I disagreed with them, or they "bothered" me. It's not paranoia. It's fact. All of these characters either directly or indirectly supported the banning of users they didn't agree with, or the banning of users who "bothered" them, but had broken no rules. It's not paranoia. It's fact.
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motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Originally posted by gadzooks
I think it ended up being more of an anxiety attack kind of thing (psychological) than any kind of immediate physical health threat.
But just look at the way Panthrax calmed me down, used that beautiful metaphor to instruct me, and gave me his AIM/MSN to talk one on one.
Panthrax, my man, I will never forget that day, and it was 13 years ago.
Totse really was a big part of a lot of our lives.
So all you DH-ers who tell us to "move on", etc…
Read that one post where Panthrax helped me out and tell me that wasn't a meaningful social interaction, despite being on an Internet forum mostly known for shitposting, racist jokes, and finding new ways to get high or blow things up.
Yeah dude. TOTSE was a huge part of my life and it still is. When I went to prison, people from TOTSE wrote me. When I got out, I joined Zoklet. When Zoklet went down, I followed the various other communities until ultimately deciding to join this one. Ever since I found TOTSE in 1999, I was obsessed with it. I read all the text files, completely consumed with all of the controversial information it held. I didn't even know it had a BBS or what a BBS was until 2001. I spent 99-01 reading the text files. I joined the BBS in 2001 and I believe it was 2003 when CrAzyAmIsHmAn (CAM) retired, I was nominated for moderator for BLTC. I was mod with Metaphysicist and kronikus.
I formed a long list of bonds and a couple in real life friendships over TOTSE and this community. It's pretty fucking interesting, really. How we've all stuck with it.
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Thanks gadzooks. I'm glad I was able to help in some way.
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cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
Gadzooks!
And zoot suit!
Wowzers!
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African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
Originally posted by gadzooks
STATUS UPDATE:
I have not had a proper erection in days now.
I may need to seek treatment from a physician (or a prostitute).
But don't worry, fellow NIS folks, I will continue updating as things develop.
Maybe this will help...😊
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
"Nobody asked you if you cared, dummy. Pay attention."
Rust's signature line. Remember when the CEO of Chik-Fil-A made that comment that he was against gay marriage and Rust freaked the fuck out and made a bigass thread and argued about how he was going to boycott Chik-Fil-A and everyone else should too. I came along and challenged his argument saying that Chik-Fil-A and it's founder are based on Christian values (they aren't open on Sundays, for example) and so NATURALLY, as a CHRISTIAN COMPANY they are going to be against gay marriage as a matter of FAITH and to say that either view is right or wrong is the only thing that is ACTUALLY wrong. He lost his shit and went on a bitch fit. He literally couldn't handle being challenged on his own viewpoint and it terrified him to be schooled.
Rust was a faggot probably, too. Hah.
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2018-11-18 at 4:36 PM UTC
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Predict the Future
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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Donald Trump here, AMA
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
send newds of the hot Daughter
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2018-11-18 at 3:51 PM UTC
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Donald Trump here, AMA
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2018-11-18 at 3:18 PM UTC
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Predict the Future
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by gadzooks
That would actually be so easy a program to write. If I didn't already pop my sleepy time benzos to end the meth binge, I'd probably throw that together tonight.
We can call it like, SheepBook, or InstaWoke, or like The Great Echo Chamber. They probably wouldn't even know it's making fun of them.
yeah just use mechanize or something to search 'google scholar' or news or whatever
I actually considered doing it for a minute because I haven't coded anything in a long time, but I don't think I could cope if (when) people started taking it seriously
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do meth til your body can't resist infections then get abscesses, it's pretty easy especially since meth is fun and the time will fly by
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