I already spent a bunch on crab legs, steaks, and liquor, any tips on not getting caught?
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There's nothing wrong with liking OSRS but if you like R3 yeah you probably have brain damage
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Making homemade bread ….
Me when I drop my keys in the porta potty then get stuck digging them out
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2024-04-11 at 3:44 AM UTC
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sexual alien encounters
I would like to swap information with anyone else who has had sexual experiences with alien beings
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I think it's fucking bullshit that the sun came back
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Government told your mom she was passed the children limit ..she almost pulled you out with some chop sticks
Vinny's mom tried to murder/suicide him but the suicide net outside her factory window bounced her back again
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2024-04-08 at 4:19 AM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Whewww that first shot of McDonald’s sprite ain’t no joke
The government puts mind control stuff in there
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I'm smoking some "Watermelon Hashplant" oil, it tastes like a jolly rancher
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2024-04-07 at 1:14 AM UTC
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Even the name Diddy sounds like some kind of child fondling rapist
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Actually I do not have big plans for this weekend..
But I’ll probably go into nature and stuff like that ya know
Eat mushrooms in the forest
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2024-04-04 at 8:25 PM UTC
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The Angst Of Being Gay
Being gay is a pain in the ass
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Then defended processed food like it's healthy or something.
The processing part removes all the bad stuff
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2024-04-04 at 1:34 AM UTC
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Bruh if my waiter wraps his arms around me from behind we're fighting
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RIP Nina "Privacycunt" Newman
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
She had a baby? Fuuuuuuuuck.
Most normal baby born in Chicago
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Originally posted by Iron Ree
I thought you were leaving
Go choke on your gas station dinner
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Ok so
"Why are you running away screaming, 15 is legal, what a stuck up cunt!"
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What Turns You On?
When the girl is still alive
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Adrenaline rush and increased blood flow
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Eating out while poor/homeless
Walking right out of the grocery store with a cart full of food: $0.00
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