Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE
I put on a job application that I learned how to cook rice in the microwave and they contacted me for an interview immediately
I put on an application that I learned how to cook crack in the microwave and they hired me as CEO
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Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE
I was thinking about trying to sell my bathwater like belle Delphine though, that shit must have a pretty substantial profit margin
What about selling your farts in jars? I've seen several girls do that now. How they gonna know it came from a dude instead?
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They also said Kyle Rittenhouse was a violent murderer out for blood, that Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein were respectable media figures in Hollywood, and that Stephen Paddock lifted out an 800 pound hurricane resistant window from his Vegas hotel room, after carrying hundreds of pounds of equipment stuffed in duffel bags through the lobby and up to his room without anyone noticing. They also told you some shithead sandbaggers managed to hijack three planes simultaneously successfully and execute 9/11 without anyone really fucking up other than the plane that crashed in the field (shot down by a US jet no doubt)
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