2024-03-04 at 11:12 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
Damnit Candy, you're better than a Zodiac sign. That's for white girls who wear UGGs with leggings in the summer.
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2024-03-04 at 1:19 PM UTC
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Make my subway order
Go in with a gun and order all the money out of the till
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Originally posted by ner vegas
I need something more aggressive
Half a gram of DMT in a glass vaporizer bulb
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Originally posted by CandyRein
There’s nothing gay about Fabrizio….he’s the bar for masculinity….
Being gay is the bar for masculinity, what's more masculine than two penises knocking against each other?
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2024-03-01 at 2:39 PM UTC
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I'm going to be with my dad.
LEAVE ME ALONE DAD, I'M SICK OF GETTING MY HAIR PULLED!!
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
Is that VR headset stuff?
I always wind up too immersed whenever I put on my zogulus rift, for instance I keep trying to lean on things and falling on my ass.
First time I tried it I did a game where you had to shoot people and dodge back and forth from cover and I fell over the chair I was sitting on and ate shit into the wall
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2024-02-28 at 1:26 PM UTC
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Where's Vinny?
Kingoffrogs looks like if Mashelhash started taking his medication, cut his hair and got contacts
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2024-02-28 at 11:04 AM UTC
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Super Size Me was fake
Originally posted by maddie
nuggets and fries
I got McDonalds nuggets once and tried to feed some to my dog who devours meat and he apprehensively sniffed the nugget then turned his head and ran from the room
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THC, nicotine, pills, protein bar
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Originally posted by Kafka
I've accepted my fate will be not having children, dying young or becoming rich, being forever alone or taking a cuddle hostage (I need to be picky about that because I would have to kill them if it didn't work out).
You're just jealous that your cats will eat your corpse while Maddie gets whisked off her feet by masked men in the Safeway parking lot.
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Originally posted by Bradley
are any of you flat earthers?
Hollow Earth. Agartha and the inner sun on the inside with access points at the Poles and numerous isolated deep caves across the world.
Look up Admiral Byrd. He flew into one of the entrances at the poles and saw a landscape with green grass and Wooly Mammoths.
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Poley should paint a picture of a rat tunnel in his wall so that it just runs into it head first once it's scared and kills itself.
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Polecat??
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2024-02-17 at 1:32 AM UTC
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ASL?
It's all the same at the local glory hole 🕳️🍆💦👅
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2024-02-17 at 1:35 AM UTC
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The rejection thread.
Me too and it makes me feel like I'm never good enough for anything and never will be and haunts me and fills me with dread and anxiety and sometimes makes me want to kill myself
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Crying in bed, always ends up being a requirement at some point of the night when I eat this many mushrooms
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Cute mother and son photo
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Originally posted by CandyRein
When I say I can relate ..I’m serious..they do that to mine too !
Still worth it IDC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I love them too but it’s something about strawberry 🍓
I like the cheap sour watermelon wedges a lot too, I could eat a whole bag of those if I let myself
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One time I was high and ate so much sour candy it made the roof of my mouth and tongue scraped raw for like 2 days
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