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Posts by Solstice

  1. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Trash angels?
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    Confusing move
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Those were a man's last words at Astroworld

    Imagine feeling the bones of a small child smash in unison as you flatten their body into a steel barricade with your gut
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    Damn this stupid ugly motherfucker makes a living being drunk on YouTube and i still go to work
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    Good.
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    I feel like the universe is closing in around me
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Going to Canada or Mexico doesn't count as going abroad.

    Any time I leave my own county I feel like I am in a foreign country
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's the soaping each other up part that's the concern.

    It's easier to have someone else get to that spot on your back.
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    Why is showering with your dad a big deal? Maybe they were conserving water.
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The Baldwin thing was 100% a planned execution

    And the Travis Scott thing was a 100% satanic sacrifice too.
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    95% of the time I eat eggs anyways it's on a breakfast sandwich
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    Originally posted by Grylls But I feel my recipe is that good it’ll make your secret impossible to learn

    I've never been much of a fan of scrambled eggs, I will eat them in a pinch or on occasion but I'm more of an over medium type, don't like super runny yolk either.
  13. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls Can you help me find Kevin?

    Please?



    Look I highlighted it and everything so you have to help me now or you might go to hell because I also said the magic word

    It can be my Christmas present from NIS

    How many Legos can you comfortably fit in the head of your penis?
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So far just about every witness the prosecution has called has been Kyle's best defense.

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    The next few days are gonna be hilarious.
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    I should be gay because I hate women but I don't find men or penis attractive so I'm kinda stuck
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    I learned how to shit without cumming
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    Take some magnesium and potassium.
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    Cannabis kills people
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