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Posts by Solstice

  1. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Never open a door with a creature patiently waiting behind it.

    How else would I get into your mom's house
  2. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    May I suggest spending her college fund on some fun things for yourself instead? She will obviously be a teen mom and blos that shit otherwise.
  3. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Obbe The situation hasn't changed.

    You should film her OnlyFans so she can at least contribute towards the bills instead of giving it away for free like she is now
  4. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ner vegas it's what you see when you look under your kid's bed to convince them there isn't a monster there

    (there is)

    "mooooom there's a man masturbating outside my window again"
  5. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Looks like something the retarded people in the psych ward make during arts and crafts
  6. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    How about Locust Master
  7. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    When I woke up my underwear was soaked in cum
  8. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ner vegas life hack: pick up women from the battered wives' shelter so you don't have to break them in yourself

    I prefer the psychiatric hospital
  9. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ner vegas

    This looks like what you would see in the encyclopedia on fetal alcohol syndrome
  10. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Those assholes told me it's only for victims
  11. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    The sooner Israel gets reduced to glass the closer we get to Utopia
  12. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    More like when DONT I think about it...😭
  13. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    My pussy in bio
  14. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley How does an anal exam work lol

    Like there's no hymen or anything that's ruptured so I don't get it…

    The doctor sticks a rod up your ass and if you cum it means you were raped
  15. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley To protest Israel I'm going to glue my hand to my penis and go to Walmart. They can't tell me to stop masturbaiting in public if my hand is industrial glued to my cock.



    I will do this until Israel gives Muhammed a BLT.

    Don't forget your white cane
  16. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley You're an idiot.

    Okay Stevie Wonder
  17. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina tell us about how you 69ing your dad correctly.

    Stomach to stomach, I was on top
  18. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    No I think about fucking my dead ancestors and jack off to it
  19. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    Brutal, is there a vid?
  20. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He's gone already. In a better place now.

    No one else is allowed to die before me, its my turn
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