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  1. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he's not even here anymore dumbass

    He's gone, but the smell of shit remains.

    Do you understand this as someone who has his rent paid by his wealthy boomer parents so he can live a life of fucking fat secretaries up the asshole?

    I bet your apartment smells of cats, first and foremost, but after that of shit. Human shit, both male and female. There is nothing to like about that.
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  2. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    tfw no yazidi gf
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  3. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    To repeat: I blame Infinityshock.

    This forum smells like a retarded thai afterhour bar at 4am on a Monday night. The ladyboy has been there all weekend, and his balls are starting to stink, the meth wore off long ago and redosing just makes you feel anaesthetised, and the beer is starting to get that old beer smell.

    To repeat: I blame Infinityshock.

    This forum MIGHT recover, but it will never be the same. He was the shittiest person a forum could ever have swell up and splatter decayed entrails all over, all while the admin nods on benignly.

    To repeat: I blame Infinityshock.

    Fuck this shit.
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  4. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    It's called a microwave, but there are no waves. There are micro computers in there though, which they use to spy on you.

    Well done sheeple. You pay for the government to spy on you and give you cancer with radiation at the same time. Niggas need to get woke.
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  5. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box honestly the only real problem is that people expect to buy heroin and they get fucking FENTANYL

    some of us are a little more discerning with our drugs so we don't instantly die when we get a new hook up, but a lot of people don't.

    I really don't like shady freaks spiking perfectly cut heroin with fentanyl, its fucked up and I would personally love to bash some foreheads into oatmeal. the DEA even found a shipment of cocaine cut with it. wtf? if I'm buying cocaine I want cocaine, not fentanyl.

    death squads when?

    This right here is reason enough to immediately legalise and regulate drugs.
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  6. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by mmQ Got my leg amputated a week later, good fuckin friends I got huh.

    WTF?

    I remember in Kenya there was apparently tiny jellyfish. Their stings felt like little electric zaps.

    Here in Ireland, due to overfishing, we get massive blooms of Moon Jellyfish. They are bastards, and appear in great big swarms, especially in the sheltered sea between Ireland and England. Once this summer there were so many I couldn't even go into the water, they were everywhere. Things are a little better on the Atlantic side.

    One kid wound up in hospital at the beach I mentioned above due to being stung by a Portuguese Man O'War Jellyfish, which can grow quite large.

    In summary, we need a final solution to the JQ.
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  7. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Lanny ought to start a state chat, all 50 states. That would keep cuposhit busy for a while.

    Yeah, people outside the 50 states + Puerto Rico are basically forum former, and soon to be, kings.
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  8. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Stop posting so many new threads. Goddam.

    I spy with my little eye something beginning with D is something annoying 5 year olds play on long drives.
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  9. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
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  10. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I aint watching that nigga
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  11. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Like altdra said, they will see the serial numbers don't match.

    Like I said, I'll only be exchanging the panel.
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  12. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by WellHung Op think if ur kid is borm with birth defects or a mental disability….then what?

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  13. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    after receiving thank-you notes and filling out questionnaires about how it felt to get them, many said they were "ecstatic," scoring the happiness rating at 4 of 5.

    https://science.slashdot.org/story/18/07/22/1646243/people-like-getting-thank-you-notes-research-finds

    Thanks are cheap.

    Say thank you more.

    Thank this post.
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  14. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I'm usually a lazy bastard, but I feel guilty just sitting around when on someone's clock. I'd grab a mop and clean up or something.

    Once, when working in PC World, a manager was complaining about people showing up a few minutes before closing on Christmas Eve to grab some last minute presents, and I thought "what a wanker". Stay late, sell some shitty nig-tech, everyone gets to go home happy.
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  15. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Technologist In my circle of friends and family we are self made folks, NO ONE is secretly in control of our lives. We control our lives.

    That is so boomer.

    You completely ignore the society around you. You show no gratitude to the past, or concern for the future.

    "Hurr, durr, I'm my own person. I birthed myself, educated myself, and made my job myself, building my workplace from the ground up. I don't need anybody".
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  16. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Enterita I wish. One of the reasons it pissed me off was the assumption I was left-wing JUST BECAUSE. Kind of like, implying that me not being left wing was craaaazy in today's society.

    Most left wing whites sort of assume that if you don't agree with their preferences 100% you must either be uneducated and not understand the situation, or actually have evil intent.

    They can't understand that someone would disagree with them or be coming from a different perspective.

    A lot of right wingers, especially far right sorts, are like that too.

    Did you stop going to the gym? Lefties tend to be out of shape.
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  17. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    How can 10 years of sending millions of soldiers off to die in misery, cold, hunger and dirt barely a full tank of diesel's distance from Berlin possibly be remembered as "we nearly took over the world, we nearly waz kangs".
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  18. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    First twitter, then a few hours later youtube.

    The coordination these jedis are showing in making their enemies disappear is like some old school Soviet shit.

    His last video before he vanished:
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  19. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    That looks like an American salad.
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