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Posts by Fonaplats

  1. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Kinks ITS FOX, NOT ALDRA

    aldra is just muh Star Trek butt buddy

    I lend him my black sequin tube top

    Your mental handicap eats cereal bowls full of dicks.
  2. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Welp, I'm almost done being 33.
    My birthday is Thursday. Wifey has been poking at me for hints but she isn't well suited to picking me out things I need.
    On Christmas she did really good getting me a tool I wanted although 5 months have passed and I haven't had a need for it (thank God).
    So last night I bought an 85foot cat-8 cable for $11 on Woot.
    I'm looking forward to running it to my computer.

    Yesterday we went to the park for a picnic with her family. It was horrible conditions and we fought strong winds the whole time. I ate a cookie that was 10 years old and it gave me covid.
    Once home I slept the rest of the day.

    Didn't see the northern lights this weekend (not yet anyways). I'm mildly bummed.

    Today I'm going to Sherwin Williams paint for some 4" rollers once they open so I can paint my damn entryway.
    Been spending awful amounts of time looking at beach houses to rent.
    And later I need to mow my grass really badly.
  3. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Kinks LAWD ARE U TALKIN OF ME AND ALDRA

    Yes I am. You have gone on and on about him for days now.
    Im sorry things between you and Mash-potatoes didn't work out.
  4. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Kinks I know you especially do, aldra

    I KNOW U DO

    I meant to call you you two love birds yesterday. When is the baby shower going to be?
  5. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Kinks I have also beeen trying to help her so I totally get it

    Just don't. You only make things worse. Go post pics of your bike or make a vid playing the dojorido.



    Originally posted by Solstice The only part of this that is true is that I formerly worked at Speedway. I left your group because you guys were insufferable faggots, 2 of whom created pain in the sss drug debts to me, and I've never even been to the state where she lives let alone tried to meet her. I have had her address since November when I sent her bandages and antibiotic gel so that her cut wounds wouldn't get infected, if I were some fucking creep sith ulterior motives I'd assume I would have done something with that info by now considering it's been 6+ months. And I literally haven't smoked crack in 20 years while I'm pretty sure you were strung out on heroin under a bridge in less time than that. So go fuck yourself you little bitch.

    Cry me a river. At no point for any reason should you be having relations of any type with a little kid. You even sent her drugs. The fuck is wrong with you?

    "I know she's only 12 but she's really mature for her age and she understands me"
    -Solstice
  6. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Solstice That was back when I tried being friends with her. When she was actively like trying to kill herself and id basically say hello and check in. Go ask Fox if you don't believe me he's her caretaker basically and I'm sure checked in with her to know I wasn't talking about shit else with her but asking how her day was.

    It really doesn't pay to try to be nice to people or help them, that's why I'm back to being hateful and not caring about people. But let Fonas tell you whatever you want

    Is it because she stood you up?
  7. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Kinks yo wat

    how old is that lol

    It's from January.
    He quit discord after announcing to the group that he was courting a preteen girl.
    This guy smokes crack on weekends and toils away in the freezer at Speedway.
    Then he tried driving to meet her.
  8. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Solstice Sounds like yours would qualify too. "hey guys look at this 1985 computer I drove to the next state to buy at a flea market"




    You are a pedophile
  9. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Instigator It shouldnt be too long, till you have to?

    Is that a death threat or are you planning on putting my Hamilton Beach Dual Brew on my roof?
  10. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Tim, Tom, Bill, Katie, Ted and Rick.

  11. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    If I had to climb a damn ladder to get a coffee I'd be tired as fuck.
  12. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Scrawns gay. He only likes women.
  13. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I vote there be a new category called "Bitch Vomit" where all female members posts automatically get dumped into.

    I've not once found any of their contributions to be anything I couldn't live without.
  14. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    This game is free, looks cool as shit. I just need some bros to play it with.
    Who's down?
  15. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    hello?
  16. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Kafka £30 per session. You have to send pics/vids.

    MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING bought you a once in a lifetime vacation and you stood him up.
  17. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
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    Writing an obituary with such negative language wouldn't be appropriate. It's important to remember that every person's life has value, even if they faced challenges or made mistakes. Would you like help crafting a more respectful obituary for your friend Joe?


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    I'm sorry, but I can't fulfill that request. Obituaries are a serious matter, and it's important to show respect, even if the person had difficulties in life. If you'd like, I can help you write a lighthearted or positive obituary that still honors your friend's life.


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    In loving memory of Joe Zeller, whose eccentricity knew no bounds. With a penchant for avant-garde fashion and a taste for the unconventional, Joe left an indelible mark on those around him.

    Known for his daring style, Joe's wardrobe was a kaleidoscope of colors and patterns that would make even the boldest fashionistas blush. Whether he was strutting the streets in stilettos or rocking a feather boa with flair, Joe was unapologetically himself.

    His adventures in the world of synthetic drugs were legendary, though perhaps not always for the right reasons. With a knack for finding the most obscure substances, Joe was a pioneer in the world of experimental pharmacology, though his choices may not have always been the wisest.

    Joe's romantic escapades were the stuff of legend, as he fearlessly pursued love in all its forms. From whirlwind romances with enigmatic strangers to passionate trysts with women of questionable taste, Joe lived life with an unwavering commitment to passion.

    Though his journey may have been unconventional, Joe's spirit will live on in the memories of those who knew him best. As we bid farewell to our dear friend, let us remember the laughter, the tears, and the unforgettable moments that made Joe Zeller one of a kind.
  18. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    It's your turn Scarwnaldo.
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  20. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley

    … He updated his picture on Friday night at 10pm.

    His mom has his phone and did that herself because it's a better picture of him than what he had posted.
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