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  1. 2024-04-28 at 3:51 PM UTC in My Dick is Covered in BEES! 🐝
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My wife denied me the right to prove myself as a man.
    She called a "professional" 😠






    I was so mad I couldn't take good pictures.
    And to top it off, they lost the queen bee 🐝

    In other words, I'm probably not finished with this thread.
  2. 2024-04-28 at 5 AM UTC in My Dick is Covered in BEES! 🐝
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Kinks I wish I could pick up yer beeez

    Nah, Imma probably just wack 'em with a stick.
    Make a really cool video of me running around screaming.
    Then I'm going to play some video games.
  3. 2024-04-28 at 4:37 AM UTC in My Dick is Covered in BEES! 🐝
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    The bee keeper never came and another one never even called me back.
    I ordered myself a bee suit.
    https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08HLVD1NV/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1



    Tomorrow I'm going to go slit all their throats.
  4. 2024-04-28 at 12:01 AM UTC in My Dick is Covered in BEES! 🐝
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Fona google local bee clubs.
    Most likely you have a bee keeper within 2-5 miles from you and they had a swarm that got away.
    They will come and take free of charge, I know I would that's like 250.00 bucks in bees right there.
    That is a very nice size swarm also note that they are very docile and generally won't sting at this point they just want to set up a new home.
    I know because I keep bee's.

    Yeah. I got a guy suppose to come this evening and get them.
    I don't know where the guy is though. If he doesn't show imma try tomorrow or buy a cheap bee suit and hopefully get them in a box to take into work.
  5. 2024-04-27 at 7:40 PM UTC in My Dick is Covered in BEES! 🐝
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    UPDATE



    They've set up a hive very near to my house/driveway right by the kids sandbox.
    I'm looking at bee suits now.

    Any suggestions?
  6. 2024-04-27 at 12:49 PM UTC in Jury Duty Vacation
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    This isn't how I planned it.
    Gosh diddly dang it.
    1st off it started a couple months ago I planned on going to Chicago next week for several days and I rented a sick ass apartment too.
    It was all planned out but then my wife got Jury duty and the last day I could cancel the apartment I rented and get all my money back was Thursday and the Jury Duty thing wouldn't say whether she has to go or not until Friday.
    So I canceled Chicago and then SHE decided we were going back to Tennessee or whatever and I was pretty much against it.
    Already went not all that long ago and yada yada but the more I looked into it the cheaper it seemed and I also never got to go to Dolly Wood.
    I booked a questionable hotel with a waterfall thats got free cancellation until Wednesday. That means I'd leave and stay there Thursday through Sunday (maybe longer maybe not). Well she got her instructions for Jury Duty and has to appear on Monday at the court building now.
    If the court thing drags out I'll have to cancel the whole damn vacation.
    I am sad and anxious.
    I should be on vacation now.
  7. 2024-04-27 at 2:57 AM UTC in Kinkou.
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Mash potatoes can't be bothered with hoes.
  8. 2024-04-27 at 12:48 AM UTC in Kinkou.
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Solstice cool story

    post your butthole

    It's been posted
  9. 2024-04-26 at 9:57 PM UTC in Kinkou.
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Kinks Why the hell does it say I’m Enter’s Waifu and why can’t I find where to change this

    Only Lanny can change it. You tried banging Enter 6 years ago and that's why it says that. Also, you couldn't remember your email 6 years ago either
  10. 2024-04-26 at 9:29 PM UTC in Kinkou.
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    She's out here slayin.
  11. 2024-04-26 at 8:11 PM UTC in Kinkou.
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]






    I compiled a couple computer generated possibilities of what your kid may look like.
  12. 2024-04-24 at 9:50 PM UTC in Really Cool Trash TV
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I wasn't expecting this to happen to me today. I feel blessed and grateful. My wife is mad I'm posting about it.



    πŸ€—
  13. 2024-04-24 at 8:03 PM UTC in I WON the Lottery!
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I wasn't expecting this to happen to me today. I feel blessed and grateful. My wife is mad I'm posting about it.

  14. 2024-04-21 at 2:09 PM UTC in Welcoming Home War Heros
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]





    Last night I spent several hours at the airport waiting for and welcoming war heros as they returned from their Honor Flight. It was very nice. Some of the veterans didn't have a good home coming 50-60 years ago so they got a do over.
    It was nice seeing people other than Venezuelans get off a plane.
  15. 2024-04-20 at 10:15 PM UTC in Forest Ranger Fona! 🏞️
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
  16. 2024-04-20 at 10:14 PM UTC in Forest Ranger Fona! 🏞️
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley Did you find anything good?

    I found myself.
  17. 2024-04-20 at 5:38 PM UTC in Forest Ranger Fona! 🏞️
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]



    Here I am having just crossed a raging creek to pick up littered solar eclipse glasses.
  18. 2024-04-20 at 5:03 PM UTC in Forest Ranger Fona! 🏞️
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    I'm not a real forest ranger. Not yet at least but I'm still trying to help out.
    Recently I've decided to volunteer with the parks department and today is my first project. I'm walking trails and picking up litter.
    It feels good.
  19. 2024-04-19 at 7:23 PM UTC in The 100% Democratic Judge and Jury Illegally Prosecuting Trump
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    M-MAGA

    I'd sure like to do that to the entire population of Israel
  20. 2024-04-19 at 10:16 AM UTC in The 100% Democratic Judge and Jury Illegally Prosecuting Trump
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Statute of limitations has passed. There is no grounds for any of this. Our judicial system has run amok and has been weaponized by evil doers.
    George Soros is Satan.
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