Posts by Fonaplats

1. 2019-01-02 at 5:40 PM UTC in My first take on "hump day"...
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   it was totally wrong...
   I remember my girlfriend at the time would say "it's hump day".
   I assumed that was her way of saying it was some made up sexual holiday.
   These hump days kept happening quite regularly.
   Eventually I grew tired of hump days because it was like schedule sex and sex is hard work for a guy.
   Every hump day I would have to erect a boner then close my eye's and think of some random hot girl I saw that week while I fucked my fat, smelly, covered in dumb ass tattoos girlfriend.
   When i eventually found out what "hump day" was I asked her about it.
   She said "Until you are fucked by your cock you will never understand".
   I miss her fat smelly ass.
2. 2019-01-02 at 3:30 AM UTC in We're plural
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Ghost How was spending new years alone?

   
   I was in Tinychat.
   I spent it safe at home surrounded by FAM
3. 2019-01-02 at 3:25 AM UTC in Confession
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Loing I do not speak English in real life. I participate in this community using Google translate.

   
   .fuck .nuts are you
4. 2019-01-02 at 3:23 AM UTC in We're plural
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Ghost You're all just jealous that you aren't 72 different people at once.

   
   72 fags all condensed into 1 huge jackass.
5. 2019-01-02 at 2:43 AM UTC in Anyone preemptively call in sick?
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I get Holiday pay so nope.
6. 2019-01-02 at 2:29 AM UTC in We're plural
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Ghost I also might be 100 people
   
   -S

   
   This must be your "little bitch" personality then...
7. 2019-01-02 at 2:17 AM UTC in How Lucy's long lost testicles, and the gay community are oppressing cloning in 2019.
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Ghost Respect pronouns you trans phobic piece of shit

   
   Was HTS not a he at the time?
8. 2019-01-02 at 1:35 AM UTC in How Lucy's long lost testicles, and the gay community are oppressing cloning in 2019.
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Mewsik ^^ children also put their fingers in their mouth, ears, and nose. They also put other things in those places. It is not uncommon for children to finger paint with their poop or stick things in light sockets.

   
   HTS put a highlighter up his ass when he was 15.
9. 2019-01-02 at 1:33 AM UTC in Fonaplats' Super Special New Year Thread 2019.
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by ohfralala I need a solid yes. I’m not answering the phone until it happens.

   
   Maybe I don't want you to answer the phone.
   Maybe I just want to see how many voicemails I can leave for you to have to delete 1 by 1.
10. 2019-01-02 at 1:31 AM UTC in Taquito's are officially the food for the poor for 2019. I PROCLAIM IT!!!
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by GGG Last time I posted pics of hydros house I had to file a police report because she was sending me death threats.
    
    Would rather not deal with it.

    
    PM them then.
11. 2019-01-02 at 1:09 AM UTC in take one last glance
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Yeah buddy. "triggered"

    
    You have never made a thread of your own. You are a leech.
12. 2019-01-02 at 1:08 AM UTC in Fonaplats' Super Special New Year Thread 2019.
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I cut my hair.
    I pooped my pants.
    I am ignoring all responsibilities.
    My nipples are really small.
13. 2019-01-02 at 1:06 AM UTC in Taquito's are officially the food for the poor for 2019. I PROCLAIM IT!!!
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by GGG Lol hydro making fun of my looks. At the time of that picture you weighed 300lbs. Shall I post pictures of you from then for comparison? I will gladly post pictures of you in the utter shit shack you lived in. You looked like a melting Michelin man. No exaggeration lol. Just say the word and I will post.

    
    Post pussy!
14. 2019-01-02 at 1:05 AM UTC in Your 2019 Resolutions?
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Crazy
15. 2019-01-02 at 12:40 AM UTC in As a heavy drinker I have learned never to trust a fart.
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    But I slipped up and now on the 1st day of 2019 I have shit in my pants.
16. 2019-01-01 at 11:37 PM UTC in We're plural
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I feel you are trying to tell me something but sadly I dont have time to read all that shit.
    I must go click F5 and see if anyone posted in any of my threads.
17. 2019-01-01 at 11:19 PM UTC in How Lucy's long lost testicles, and the gay community are oppressing cloning in 2019.
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Lanny No one is born with heterosexual sexual desire either, it's something we grow into and which is facilitated by social conditioning.
    
    Check your privilege shitlord!

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by HTS I would actually be curious about the results of that.

    
    Call the Fona-fone (937) 522-1751
18. 2019-01-01 at 11:09 PM UTC in Anyone ever wonder about tasting their mom's vagina?
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    When I was born I assume my entire face and body was pressed right up against the walls of that vagina and I lay awake at night hoping I didn't have my mouth open.
19. 2019-01-01 at 11:05 PM UTC in How much mutilation are you willing to undergo before you choose suicide?
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I am trans-handicapped so I would love to lose my right leg.
    I don't use my genitals hardly ever so I don't care about losing those.
    Both eyeballs would be a big problem and I would most likely suicide.
    Losing 9 fingers would have made typing this out a lot harder but at least I have eyeballs.
20. 2019-01-01 at 10:58 PM UTC in How Lucy's long lost testicles, and the gay community are oppressing cloning in 2019.
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by GGG So you're saying that HTS chose to be transgender, but he was born gay?

    
    I am saying that no one just is born wanting to have their dick surgically inverted and turned into a vagina.
    Also no one is born gay. You turn gay by eating certain foods and by being molested.
    So My theory is that faggots and trannys are oppressing cloning to keep their traumas in their closets.