As a heavy drinker I have learned never to trust a fart.

1. 2019-01-02 at 12:40 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   But I slipped up and now on the 1st day of 2019 I have shit in my pants.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting
2. 2019-01-02 at 12:43 AM UTC

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   totse3.com Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Fonaplats But I slipped up and now on the 1st day of 2019 I have shit in my pants.

   
   next time fart on a toilet when drinking.
3. 2019-01-02 at 12:45 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Why didn't you post in your shit thread?
4. 2019-01-02 at 1:04 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Farts turn into sharts after 40.
   Protip.
5. 2019-01-02 at 1:05 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I see Lanny is playing word games again.