2024-11-26 at 11:29 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
I really wish I was joking but during a momentary lapse of judgement I hired a stripper named Mercedes to come and entertain me for the afternoon. Unknown to me at the time my wife was ahead of schedule and arrived early. Now I got this stripper on her way over and I've been trying to reach out to cancel but she's unresponsive and hasn't read my messages at all.
I'm starring out my window with a fist-full of "go-away" money hoping to run out and shoo her off before my wife wonders why the dog is barking and there's a cow in heels walking up to the door.
Sometimes when I'm bored I do stupid stuff and this time I may have went too far.
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2024-11-26 at 11:30 PM UTC
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2024-11-26 at 11:33 PM UTC
Do you have pics of the stripper
2024-11-26 at 11:38 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Thanks for calling me concerned Brad.
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2024-11-26 at 11:51 PM UTC
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2024-11-26 at 11:51 PM UTC
this is just like an episode of "Threes Company" oh Andrew! *laugh track*
2024-11-27 at 12:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
He's literally holding toilet paper!!!!
No bidet?
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2024-11-27 at 12:04 AM UTC
Bradley why do you have a glove of toilet paper 😭
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2024-11-27 at 12:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by Crispy
No bidet?
No, I'm poor
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2024-11-27 at 12:29 AM UTC
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2024-11-27 at 3:46 AM UTC
First world problems I love it.
Fona I know this must be a troll thread but if on the off chance it's true just tell your wife that the stripper was for her and you thought you might get lucky.
YA neevva know man shit happens.
2024-11-27 at 6:26 AM UTC
Have the stripper fart on your balls
2024-11-27 at 1:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by Landy Pamm
Have the stripper fart on your balls
Wow you're so funny
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