Originally posted by Instigator
Is peeking through your mums door that much of a buzz?
My incest fetish only applies to fantasy
I wouldn't want that in my real world although I wouldn't mind fucking my cousins and if I ever end up meeting my sister we'll probably have sex
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2019-04-07 at 9:37 PM UTC
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The Day Drinking Thread
Originally posted by gadzooks
Bump.
This will be my last day of day drinking for a long time.
I may even stop drinking altogether.
Tomorrow is the one year anniversary of my NiS join date, so I've been doing some thinking on what's changed in the past year, good or bad, and what needs to change.
So, I tip my glass in honour of the bittersweet transition from degenerate drunkard to master of the universe. That transition begins today, but truly starts tomorrow.
*takes a sip*
My philosophy in life is that if I can't do it drunk then it's probably too much effort to be worth doing sober.
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Originally posted by Narc
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Disclaimer : Picts for illustration purposes only. Actual product may be darker than shown. Seal has been broken, accept as is. No warranty expressed or implied.
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i miss this hottie..
le sigh..
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2019-04-07 at 9:34 AM UTC
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DD/LG
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
DD/LG is a pretty popular kink... In fact, I'd go so far as to argue that it's not a kink, but more of a natural product of evolution.
I feel like the odd man out for not being into DD/LG. But I see it FUCKING EVERYWHERE. Even the most kink-naive chick has some kind of DD/LG tendency; it's just usually bubbling right bellow the subconscious line. They don't have a way to label it yet, but they're into it.
I frequently lament that I can't be the "DD" so many women want. But the second I start picking up on even remotely pedophilic or incestuous vibes, whatever boner I might have had at the moment just falls directly into a coma.
When I'm sleeping with a much younger woman, I find myself deluding myself into thinking she's significantly older. If she says something like "spank me daddy", or has pigtails and a lollipop in her mouth, it's about that time I start freaking the fuck out.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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2019-04-07 at 8:59 AM UTC
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Child sex
Originally posted by Instigator
Oh snap
That’s what her hymen said!
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Originally posted by Instigator
R u 14?
Tonight I am.
90's nu metal is my catharsis.
deal with it.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
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I'm sitting at a bar, drunk on the medicine that typically renders me euphoric, care-free, and absolutely brimming with confidence and optimism.
But, alas, I feel nothing but utter contempt for every living human occupant in this establishment, but also, and evermoreso, towards myself.
So, if you want to end up hating life when you hit your mid 30's, adhere strictly to the following advice.
If you'd rather thrive and prosper, well, aim for the opposite.
1. Be a complete and total pushover. Always respond to every request, no matter how outlandish, with "yes". Drop the word "no" completely from your vocabulary. Afterall, people will like you more if you are nicer to them. Its absolutely absurd to think that they will only appreciate the favor for mere seconds, while storing somewhere permanently in their brain that you are a favor-giving machine that will never tell them "no".
2. Develop a substance addiction. It could be the classic yet all-to-cliche alcohol, or it could be opiates or stimulants, or anything really for that matter. If you can't experience happiness without it, congratulations, you have nailed this step right here.
3. Always strive for perfection. You really want to never feel satisfied with any of your so-called "accomplishments". Unless you are the absolute best at literally everything, you must consider yourself to be lower than shit mixed with pond scum. Pride in something you've worked long and hard at? LOL, the fuck outta here.
4. Be as independent as you can. Never, ever allow yourself to seek out help, even if it's just someone to listen to you about your problems for a few minutes. Afterall, you are strong, not weak like those pathetic little weaklings that ask others for help when they need it. DIY? More like DEY... Do Everything Yourself. Anything short of that makes you average...
5. Never let yourself be average. If you fall inside the meaty centre of the bell curve, you are basically worthless. Pride is only for the top 0.000001%. Now imagine being smack dab in the middle of the curve..? Fucking sepuku ASAP.
That's about the gist of it.
Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
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Originally posted by 🐿
It's a squirrel :(
Ok It's a squirrel nice to meet you
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Man, when I get my HD data restored next week this thread is gonna be straight up lit.
I got the whole Totse girls calendar for one thing.
I'm assuming Totse era counts?
If we're restricting ourselves entirely to NiS, and excluding DHers, this thread won't amount to much.
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Originally posted by aldra
Once one fell out of a tree and landed on my face over my eye, and I instinctively punched myself in the face to kill it.
your instinct is defective so maybe its time you stop trusting it.
a functional instinct is to shake your head vigorously like your on xtc so that its thrown out by the centrifugal forces generated.
unless of course you enjoy having bug goo smeared across your face.
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2019-04-06 at 1:49 PM UTC
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Random image thread
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Originally posted by Grylls
ASL
80/pansexual/usually deep inside someones ass(i hibernate there 6 weeks to 3 months out of the year, depending on how many are in my life at the time)
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2019-03-18 at 7:42 AM UTC
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Random image thread
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GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
All the gas in your body melts away like a bar of chocolate
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2019-03-09 at 6:03 AM UTC
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SO. FUCKING. HIGH.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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If you know two pennies about me, you know I do drugs like they part of a balanced breakfast...
But today, OH LAWDY i dun found the holy grail of psycho,,kjarhb agfklocical compoounds.
KETAMINE + A BIT OF BOOZE + A BIT OF BENZOES + HIGH ASS QUALITY CRACK...
Aint NOTHING YALL CAN COMPARE TO THAT SHIT.
gimmme my nobel price for finding the best damn drug combo ever imagined.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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2019-03-08 at 8:40 PM UTC
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THis sit =e is dead
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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If this is meant to be a legitimate observation (but just happens to contain the highest concentration of typos in a single phrase possible), i actually am working on a few projects that might bring a bit more traffic.
To avoid beating that poor dead horse anymore, ill just finish with: "Stay tuned for more".
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