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Posts by Instigator

  1. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Nil wat are ur plans?

    i skipped my court dates and need to see if it
    just a provincial warrant or if the scope is wider
    cuz ill b fucked if its like canada wide ya know?
    I might haveta give up the thug lyf
    Lets meet up, ill meet u at the McDonalds in banff tommorow at 8, dont be late, dont tempt fate
  2. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Brassesw.
  3. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Iknoow



    This is shit, ive got licence conditions out my ass

    Cant contact a mr singh(which is basically 93% of stoke)

    Might have a phone wank
  4. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Ive been out 7 hours,

    How do I be sobriety?
  5. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Kill yourself now

    Safe.
  6. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    What if your mother unbirthed you bitch?
  7. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i usually just throw it on top of a bowl of weed

    Reported
  8. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by aldra I had a small dog like that years ago

    came back from a work christmas party to find he'd died (he was getting old) in the corner of my room

    christmas sucked more than usual that year

    Thats shit,I cant stand it when a family pet dies

    My familys got 3 whippets/greyhoundsthese days.im gonna miss them. :/
  9. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria did he really get high?

    *she

    yeah she would get the dog.munchies


    I think she had dog dementia in the end cause she was always begging for food.
  10. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I had this green one recently lasted me ages(almost a month) washed so many dishes with it...
  11. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what a gay name.

    She was a jack russell and hyperactive....

    Think she was 11 when she died..

    I overfed her on biscuits....died whilst iwas in jail and buried in my parents garden.
  12. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    ?
  13. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    We dont really get them over here...


    Just big ass annoying houseflys
  14. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by aldra lul, I found zok's PI in a text file I saved. should start sending him shitty totse/zoklet memes

    Post it
  15. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Hey now little mouse....
  16. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I used to get my dog stoned and then it got cancer and died.

    RIP connie.
  17. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Technologist Did you end up in the hospital last night?

    Yeah

    Somehow I was kind of drunk, messing around then eventually got them round to my house

    The police were here first cause im a security risk...

    The ambulance came latet after some arguements with the police

    I stayed up until 3am this.morning argueing with hispital security about allah and whatnot

    Doctor let me go at 8:30 this mprning after I got breakfast out of them

    Im sure the hospital staff hate me, I must of been in there loads of times over these past 2 years
  18. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Narc I had one chocolate, one cinnamon and one vanilla.


    .

    Cinanamon.babies r my favorrit
  19. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Octavian I bet you use self serve tills in ASDA to avoid social interaction.

    Course I do

    Having to smile at people and tell them I dont want a bag is hard work.
  20. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria So I am a 111lbs hikikomori with autism and slowly slipping into madness

    What if …. I could turn this all around and become a superman like Trent Reznor

    so here is the goal

    I'm going to leave here and never return

    but

    I'm not just going to return to my hikikomori life and spend the next several years playing animal crossing and pokemon, which I will, but anyways I plan on putting on some weight, gaining muscle and becoming either a programming god or a music god or both

    then you'll all see me in the news and try to claim me as one of your own for e-cred
    but I'll deny having ever known any of you
    so anyways

    peace out

    Shut up you fucking robot
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