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I'm going to become an animal whisperer

  1. #1
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    my whole life I always thought animals were nothing but mere robots, something that wasn't fully sentient but able to move on its own.
    I never respected them or gave them any thought

    but that has all changed

    I feel lots of empathy towards animals now and it has nothing at all to do with being a Merzbow fan or any other external influence.

    I see these creatures and I see people
    I don't see animals I see individuals
    You don't get that in humanity these days
    if all of this were to collapse tomorrow one thing would still be around and that's animals
    if we ever revert back to a pre-technological period then the one thing that will keep humanity sane and going is animals

    there needs to be a "global" (I really hate that word now) initiative for animal rights
    it should be punishable by death to abuse animals
    meat should be regulated
    endangered species should be under 24/7 surveillance by robots and drones

    So basically I'm now an Eco-Fascist
    Adolf Hitler knew that animals were the most important aspect about reality which is why he put them above all else, even the Aryan race.
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Go away
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    Octavian motherfucker
    You have Autism, how can you have empathy?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's going to be funny if you get eaten by bobcats or soemthing
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I used to get my dog stoned and then it got cancer and died.

    RIP connie.
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    Originally posted by Instigator I used to get my dog stoned and then it got cancer and died.

    RIP connie.

    what a gay name.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Instigator RIP connie.

    # Blue peter
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what a gay name.

    She was a jack russell and hyperactive....

    Think she was 11 when she died..

    I overfed her on biscuits....died whilst iwas in jail and buried in my parents garden.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I had a small dog like that years ago

    came back from a work christmas party to find he'd died (he was getting old) in the corner of my room

    christmas sucked more than usual that year
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    Octavian motherfucker
    I've always hated Christmas, my least favourite time of the year. Not because of some significant event that happened in the past or anything, I just do.
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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator I used to get my dog stoned and then it got cancer and died.

    RIP connie.

    did he really get high?
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria did he really get high?

    *she

    yeah she would get the dog.munchies


    I think she had dog dementia in the end cause she was always begging for food.
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by aldra I had a small dog like that years ago

    came back from a work christmas party to find he'd died (he was getting old) in the corner of my room

    christmas sucked more than usual that year

    Thats shit,I cant stand it when a family pet dies

    My familys got 3 whippets/greyhoundsthese days.im gonna miss them. :/
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    you're going to end up fingering an animal's asshole in & out you homo.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Instigator Thats shit,I cant stand it when a family pet dies

    My familys got 3 whippets/greyhoundsthese days.im gonna miss them. :/

    They look like they've just left a concentration camp

    #shit dogs.
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    Originally posted by Instigator She was a jack russell and hyperactive….

    Think she was 11 when she died..

    I overfed her on biscuits….died whilst iwas in jail and buried in my parents garden.

    you said dog. i thought it was a he.

    thats a bitch.
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    Originally posted by aldra I had a small dog like that years ago

    came back from a work christmas party to find he'd died (he was getting old) in the corner of my room

    christmas sucked more than usual that year

    how is it possible for you people to have feelings for animals, i dont understand.

    especially considering your not a vegan, how is it possible for you to not have feelings for the pigs you ate and then feel sad when your dog dies.
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    Originally posted by Octavian I've always hated Christmas, my least favourite time of the year. Not because of some significant event that happened in the past or anything, I just do.

    because your lonely.

    thats why.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Nah I'm an introvert so long periods without socialising doesn't bother me, not that I go long without interacting with other humans.

    Even if I was lonely, it beats being a filthy nonce. I'd rather pray on a mat 5 times a day to suck Allah's dick.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Wow instigator, you're a flagship of retardation
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