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[the staring tame crusher]
A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates...
He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of
Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.
"Are you Mohammed?" he asks.
"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds, coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up."
Mohammed is higher than Jesus!
The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.
Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:
"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his
climbing.
"No, my son.....I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?"
"Yes, please!" said the man.
God looks behind him, claps his hands, and calls out:
"Hey Mohammed, two coffees!"
2024-05-11 at 3:23 PM UTC
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And through it all
Instigator
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[the staring tame crusher]
Alot of love and affection
2024-05-11 at 3:23 PM UTC
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And through it all
Instigator
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[the staring tame crusher]
She offered me protection...
Instigator
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[the staring tame crusher]
The guy looks like he drops the soap on purpose.
Instigator
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[the staring tame crusher]
Well atleast he's huffing raid with the angels now.
I dont remember interacting with him but if its true that's pretty shitty....especially just after coming out from jail.
2024-05-11 at 12:58 PM UTC
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Taking commisions
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[the staring tame crusher]
You write like a high school maths teacher.
2024-05-11 at 10:52 AM UTC
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Dogs
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I just think people should pass a "fit and proper" test just to own a dog.
Sorta like how all Muslims should have a license for all the mongoloid kids they produce.
2024-05-11 at 10:50 AM UTC
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im leaving forever teehee
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[the staring tame crusher]
This has been the high-lighter of my day so far.
2024-05-11 at 10:48 AM UTC
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Wariat you slavic nigger
Instigator
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[the staring tame crusher]
Pick a date
Pick a place in the Midlands, UK
Tell your fucking slut of a mother to pay for your plane ticket, like she's paying for your noncey whole existence and I'll sort you out with some oldje loving.
❤️
2024-05-11 at 7:08 AM UTC
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Taking commisions
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[the staring tame crusher]
Can u draw you pissing on me? Its for a friend.
Instigator
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[the staring tame crusher]
They've put more public or "open air" urinals on the streets of London for this exact problem.
2024-05-11 at 7:05 AM UTC
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You angered our Sun`
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[the staring tame crusher]
People were saying they could see It in the Midlands, but I was asleep for 10.30
