Posts by Enterita

1. 2018-07-31 at 6:34 AM UTC in Who here ISN'T a nihilist, and what do you believe in?
   Enterita African Astronaut
   See title.
2. 2018-07-31 at 6:24 AM UTC in That girl I fucked from Tinder sent me a text message.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Manonfire Dont trust her my man……
   I was DUPED!!!!!!

   
   I don't trust any woman.
3. 2018-07-31 at 6:14 AM UTC in That girl I fucked from Tinder sent me a text message.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Manonfire This ur new bitch enter isn't it nig?

   
   I don't even know who the fuck that is. Is it a DH person? Why is she/he calling me Enter as well?
4. 2018-07-31 at 6:04 AM UTC in The dumber the person, the more they're obsessed with sex.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by 🐿 No…no I do not. Assuming your last tinder hookup made you feel inadequate or what's the deal with your hemorrhaging vagina hormones flopping all over the place?

   
   Care to take a guess as to how I knew you didn't have a father?
5. 2018-07-31 at 5:05 AM UTC in Lanny is...
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Cootehill Does everyone burn out the way Jeff Hunter did?

   
   Hunter: "After 20 years I am burnt out."
   
   Zok: After 1 year of sitting on my ass and doing nothing, and 4 years of telling people I'd eventually do something, I am burnt out."
   
   Yes, but the definition of that phrase varies between people.
6. 2018-07-31 at 4:50 AM UTC in Snoopy's whereabouts.
   Enterita African Astronaut
   -SpectraL tracked down and ate Snoopy.
7. 2018-07-31 at 4:50 AM UTC in "We all know what HB is, if you don't you shouldn't be posting here"
   Enterita African Astronaut
   Got the message, you DH fucks?
8. 2018-07-31 at 4:49 AM UTC in That girl I fucked from Tinder sent me a text message.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I wonder if it will follow in its father's footsteps and become an accomplished garbage truck backing up, or maybe a very successful robot.

   
   Genuine question: do you even know what Tinder is, old man?
9. 2018-07-31 at 4:37 AM UTC in That girl I fucked from Tinder sent me a text message.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by 🐿 Congratulations.

   
   Thanks, dumbass!
   
   

   Pregnancy symptoms at 4 weeks. Normally you get your period about 4 weeks from the start of your last period, but if you're pregnant, the clearest sign at this point is a missed period. Many women still feel fine at 4 weeks, but others may notice sore breasts, fatigue, frequent urination, and nausea.

10. 2018-07-31 at 4:29 AM UTC in That girl I fucked from Tinder sent me a text message.
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by apt June 5th is almost 2 months ago. You're fucked.

    
    lmao, I meant July 5th.
11. 2018-07-31 at 4:24 AM UTC in That girl I fucked from Tinder sent me a text message.
    Enterita African Astronaut
    And it implies she's pregnant, lmao.
    
    Just googled it: it takes up to 4 weeks to find out if you're pregnant or not, and I fucked her around June 5th July 5th, which is only like 3 weeks. So this is bullshit already.
    
    Wai girls lie? What is the point of this message? Do I bother meeting up with her or laugh and tell her to go fuck herself?
12. 2018-07-31 at 3:48 AM UTC in Later
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Nigger everyone calls you enter its not fucking complicated.

    
    But women aren't aware like that. Something deeper's going on. I think ohfralala is somebody else.
    
    And she knows I know who she is, hence why she avoided my question.
    
    Get the fuck on skype, cunt.
13. 2018-07-31 at 3:38 AM UTC in Later
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala You need to get some manners you little turd!

    
    Why did you call me Enter instead of Enterita? You've never known me as Enter. Answer me now, you cunt.
14. 2018-07-31 at 3:28 AM UTC in Later
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala I mean I might suicide one day but it won’t be because of my internet interactions.

    
    You are annoying the fuck out of me right now. Answer my fucking question. This is why I hate women.
15. 2018-07-31 at 3:23 AM UTC in Later
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita Why are you calling me Enter? Aren't you a DH fuck? Shouldn't you be calling me Enterita?

    
    Answer me, cunt!
16. 2018-07-31 at 3:18 AM UTC in Later
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala Lol I love you Enter

    
    Why are you calling me Enter? Aren't you a DH fuck? Shouldn't you be calling me Enterita?
17. 2018-07-31 at 3:12 AM UTC in Later
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala *pets head*

    
    *Fantasizes that someone attractive with a better personality is petting my head instead*
    
    That's what goes through every guy's mind when you pet them, by the way.
18. 2018-07-31 at 2:53 AM UTC in Later
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cootehill Not true.
    
    One day you'll love a girl.

    
    Definitely not true.
19. 2018-07-31 at 2:48 AM UTC in Later
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala At least I got you to compliment me :)

    
    You're a stupid bitch.
20. 2018-07-31 at 2:44 AM UTC in Later
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala Well I bet a dung beetle would like you because you probably smell like poop!

    
    That quip will be the funniest thing you'll ever say.