Posts by Enterita

1. 2018-08-12 at 12:18 PM UTC in I'm not ready to be a father.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra duh

   
   what do you mean duh
   
   what specifically do you see in me that knows im not ready
2. 2018-08-12 at 12:16 PM UTC in I'm not ready to be a father.
   Enterita African Astronaut
   When you read my posts, does anyone see a man? Or do you see a boy?
3. 2018-08-12 at 12:16 PM UTC in I'm not ready to be a father.
   Enterita African Astronaut
   I can't do this. :(
4. 2018-08-11 at 5 PM UTC in What was your favorite concert?
   Enterita African Astronaut
   Never been to a concert.
5. 2018-08-11 at 2:43 PM UTC in The Creator has made life so very difficult to understand...
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung WHY AM I HERE, WILLIAM? WHAT IS MY PURPOSE? TELL ME ALL THE ANSWERS.

   
   
   
   There's just one thing you have to remember to understand life.
   
   Ooh, hey, gotta run. Remember what I told ya!
6. 2018-08-11 at 2:36 PM UTC in The internet's boring now.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra er
   
   who is that brown kid on the tyre swing near the end

   
   Freddy.
   
   http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Freddy
7. 2018-08-11 at 1:28 PM UTC in The internet's boring now.
   Enterita African Astronaut
   I used to be infatuated with the internet, spending 24/7 on it, going to all sorts of different sites.
   
   It's all the same shit now. Nothing entertains me anymore. What the fuck. Never thought I'd get sick of the internet.
   
   
8. 2018-08-10 at 1:37 PM UTC in being a bad father
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery But you won't.

   
   Currently all I have to do is not dessert them. You honestly think I'm the type to not stick around? I haven't even deserted this shitty community after 14 years.
9. 2018-08-10 at 12:55 PM UTC in being a bad father
   Enterita African Astronaut
   I could end up being the best parent on this website. The irony.
10. 2018-08-10 at 12:29 PM UTC in Operation: Get LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Laid (or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Ignore the DH'ers)
    Enterita African Astronaut
    "It was then I knew I had to start my journey. And with that decision, my entire life changed. I was no longer wasting away my youth sitting at home and doing what everyone else was doing. I was out on an adventure that would not only change my life, but create one as well.
    
    End of Chapter 1."
11. 2018-08-10 at 12:25 PM UTC in Operation: Get LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Laid (or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Ignore the DH'ers)
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra I would love to read one of §m£ÂgØL's books

    
    He's got a lot of life experience. You can tell he's got some gems in there!
12. 2018-08-10 at 12:20 PM UTC in Operation: Get LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Laid (or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Ignore the DH'ers)
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra the high volume/low quality shitposters seem to have gotten bored and are off bothering someone else
    
    I don't really see the problem with having the others around, easy enough to ignore
    
    
    
    maybe you can share your new girl with him, that way you can come to an agreement to split child support payments

    
    Hey! You stole that idea from §m£ÂgØL's latest book: 10 Tips to a Healthy Relationship.
13. 2018-08-10 at 11:47 AM UTC in Operation: Get LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Laid (or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Ignore the DH'ers)
    Enterita African Astronaut
    There is only one way to stop these DH'ers. They thrive on one thing... attention.
    
    JUST DON'T LOOK.
    
    
    
    Unfortunately, there are bearded, hellacious-neckbeard users who just can't help themselves, who need to be stopped.
    
    
    

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Damn
    
    Can you even read you retard

    
    

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I love you.

    
    WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, PEOPLE. IF THERE IS JUST ONE CHINK (or mexican) IN THE CHAIN, THEN THIS PLAN WON'T WORK. RIGHT NOW LSD IS THE HOMER SIMPSON SALIVATING OVER SPRINKLES.
    
    Therefore, in order to stop these moments, we have to get LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery laid. If I can do it, then anyone can.
    
    Any ideas? Before any of you suggest he just rapes mal, keep in mind it has to be someone of adequate status; someone higher than the DH whores so he doesn't go back to them.
    
    How about writing a personals ad?
    
    Hellacious neckbeard looking for love.
    Likes: starbucks coffee
    Dislikes: women sticking together
14. 2018-08-10 at 9:48 AM UTC in anyone wanna get high
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Good to see youve grown and matured since your junkie days 15 years ago.
    
    Oh wait, no.
15. 2018-08-10 at 6:45 AM UTC in It's a coincidence that the only people who think I'm a loser on this forum, are...
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by apric0t produce it
    
    i have no memory of it so ur lying

    
    I will try to find it when I get home.
    
    Can you do me a favor and tell me if you used that name on Totse or Zoklet or both so I know what series to look under.
16. 2018-08-10 at 5:25 AM UTC in Becoming the new alex jones
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm kinda pissed off that alex jones show has been canceled I've been following him since i was 14. I'm now 31 (not that I know what that number means) triggered fat and dumb but I think that If I was to hit him up I could probaly be once of his correspondents and make money because I believe in the cause and I'm a true american patriot. I have the rest of my life ahead of me and if i don't do something now it will all be over. Thoughts?
    
    Doug Monks the channel. I am a real truther but also a millenial I'm getting the world trade center tattooed on my arm with a banner that says "its raining men" think i can pull it off?

    
    Wait, youre only 31?
    
    Damn youre shot out lmao.
    
    Dont do drugs, kids
17. 2018-08-10 at 5:17 AM UTC in ATTN: Date Hookers - Part 4
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra I'll hurt your butt

    
    Stop it, aldra. Dont you have a girlfriend? You cant be that sexually frustrated. Why are you "jokingly" flirting with an obese 40 year old online? This is why they keep coming back here.
18. 2018-08-10 at 2:41 AM UTC in ATTN: Date Hookers - Part 4
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I love you.

    
    Risir are you reading this
19. 2018-08-10 at 2:35 AM UTC in It's a coincidence that the only people who think I'm a loser on this forum, are...
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by apric0t i think ur a loser and we've never spoken so there goes that theory

    
    I remember putting you in one of my old totse comics, so we have spoken.
    
    Faggot.
20. 2018-08-10 at 2:34 AM UTC in ATTN: Date Hookers - Part 4
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I love you.

    
    This is our "Totse Army", folks. This is how easy they fold when trying to eradicate the Date Hookers. Fucking cucks.
    
    SHE'S FAT AND OLD, LSD. Oh, I give up, he doesn't care. Fucking hell.