2018-06-18 at 4:16 AM UTC
If not by nukes or virus attacks
Probably by an asteroid a quarter mile big. because it's estimated to hit between LA and the Midwest in 2036
that's not as far away as you think
2018-06-18 at 4:17 AM UTC
There's no such thing as the past or the future, just the present. And we are already dead.
2018-06-18 at 4:23 AM UTC
Um if I'm not mistaken, they're already onto using military nukes to subside any possible threats outside our universe. With all the regurgitating advances in the tech we have now, I'm pretty darnedest to the heck outta it sure that this earth is in good hands with mankind. Prehistoric mammals, not so much.
2018-06-18 at 4:23 AM UTC
my friends at pfizer prolly gonna keep me alive for a very long time !
2018-06-18 at 4:28 AM UTC
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Noooo I have way too much living to do. :-)
2018-06-18 at 4:29 AM UTC
anyone thats my friend ill let u get frozen when ur bout 2 die and we will thaw out together somday
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2018-06-18 at 4:42 AM UTC
i'll prob die of cancer
or nitrous oxide
2018-06-18 at 4:44 AM UTC
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2018-06-18 at 4:44 AM UTC
Why having sex with someone sounds like your toilet is stuck, so you have to use the plunger to get it flowing again?
2018-06-18 at 4:46 AM UTC
Oh wait, that sounds like sloppy bjs too...groce man.
Felt.
Aight.
2018-06-18 at 4:52 AM UTC
Sounds like a plan with no common sense, they'd need a lobotomy as well.
2018-06-18 at 1:17 PM UTC
Can I have your stuff then OP?
2018-06-18 at 2:16 PM UTC
Yellowstone will explode before that asteroid hits
2018-06-18 at 2:24 PM UTC
That's OK itybit
another will come. probably won't be seen coming at us.
it is also possible that they're telling us this.. due to not wanting a panick on anyones hands.. and the stock market start to go wonky with in the last few years prior to 2036
but aparently.. if true.. this one missed the keyhole by a smigin er sumtin
2018-06-18 at 2:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by itybit
In case you haven't heard the latest Beige
"NASA scientists at the agency's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif., effectively have ruled out the possibility the asteroid Apophis will impact Earth during a close flyby in 2036"
https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/asteroids/news/asteroid20130110.html
We're all gonna die but it's unlikely by that asteroid :shruggyguy:
That assumes the aliens wont redirect it, obviously if they are planning an invasion it would be smarter for them to simply redirect said asteroid and save them the trouble of invasion and all the headaches that comes with that...assuming aliens get aches in their heads.
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