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  1. Xlite African Astronaut
    Don't inject that shit into your body. Its stupid and you're gonna end up with courteney cox face.
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  2. Xlite African Astronaut
    Yeah i know what you mean. So many fucking alts.
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  3. Xlite African Astronaut
    I need a third option.
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  4. Xlite African Astronaut
    Stream it on 123movies, retards.

    The movie itself is pretty good, plenty of laughs to be had for us old timers.
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  5. Xlite African Astronaut
    The fact that anyone has blame to place shows how irresponsible people has become.

    Its as if everyone have suddenly become semi-dedicated determinists and then falsely assumed that it would relieve them of any moral or ethical responsibilities ie; "The universe is deterministic, determined by preexisting causes. Free will doesn't exist, therefore it doesn't matter if i'm a complete douchebag."

    The stupidity have reached levels beyond me. These days i don't even know what to say anymore, all i can do is shrug.
    I don't know where we failed. It could be our parents, our school, our network, a mix of them.

    Either way, its not looking good for the next generation.

    Maybe its time to take a few minutes to think about all the things you're going to do for the last time.
    And then think about all the things you already did for the last time. Think about how those experiences would be different if you knew you were having them for the last time. One day, you will breathe for the last time.
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  6. Xlite African Astronaut
    Market is shit atm. I put all my crypto assets in tether for now, but i'm probably gonna have to dump them somewhere else very soon cuz i have a feeling the dollar will drop.
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  7. Xlite African Astronaut
    Motherfucker! What happened to voting for these kinda changes? I just finished building my master vault and stocking it up.
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  8. Xlite African Astronaut
    1. The Thing, by carpenter.
    2. Casino, by scorsese.
    3. Blood In Blood Out, by hackford.
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  9. Xlite African Astronaut
    Yes, it would suit you with a turd on your upper lip.
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  10. Xlite African Astronaut
    lol, i forgot where i was writing.
    As if anyone here has a girl hahaha.

    Skip that part mah dudes, free your penis and use the sink as much as u like.
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  11. Xlite African Astronaut
    We already have a thread like this.
    My opinion hasn't changed.

    The sink wins every time.
    And why shouldn't it? Most sinks are mounted in a way that supports adult males who needs to take a piss.

    Pro's:

    1. The amount of urine on the toilet + floor is reduced to nearly the same level as if you were sitting.

    2. We don't have to touch the toilet at all, effectively decreasing the daily amount of fecal matter recommended.

    3. I don't have anymore. Its just the easiest and most natural feeling thing to do, for me anyway.


    Con's:

    1. It will leave some stains and start to smell, so you need to clean the sink once in a while otherwise your girl will find out and she might not appreciate it.

    2. That's it, no more cons.
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  12. Xlite African Astronaut
    Fona is guna hit teh jackpot.
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  13. Xlite African Astronaut
    I imagine wariat going from town to town and getting beaten up because he tried to force children to suck his asshole.
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  14. Xlite African Astronaut
    You wont find any friends here.
    Only incels, assholes, pedos and obbe.
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  15. Xlite African Astronaut
    Watch it.

    Yeah the world is shit these days, and its only guna get worse before it gets better.

    My friend and i ate about 300ug each and it made sense to me that we should enter this graveyard near my place while it was still dark. My friend was concerned about evil entities but i assured him that there was none in there.
    So we went in. I was walking in front of my friend and almost walked into a tree because it was so dark.
    I looked down at the ground and noticed an object of unknown origin that appeared to be transforming itself. I heard myself say what the fuck? and then tried to crouch to get a closer look. At this exact moment my friend grabbed my shoulder, turned me around, said lets get the fuck outa here!, and dragged me through what appeared to be a wall of interdimensional stuff. It was colourless and transparent but still completely visible.

    I'm not sure if i went through to somewhere and then he dragged me out. Or if i was where i've always been, and then he dragged me somewhere else.
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  16. Xlite African Astronaut
    He wont, even though biden and co does their best to make the world think so.
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  17. Xlite African Astronaut
    The answer to op's question is yes. There is a cult but no one will admit to being a part of it.
    Some dude from &t was worshipping unspeakable deities and did despicable things towards women, probably because he was an incel loser.

    I didn't become aware of him till about a month or so before the temple closed. He made a post with a picture of a naked woman tied to a pole. She had several weird cuts all over her body. I don't recall the entire post he made about it, but he did mention insertion of certain objects, and period blood having magical properties, and that he needed it to perform certain rituals. I imagine him hanging girls out to drip, and then collect said drip. The woman on the picture seemed to be in despair, as if her soul had left her body.
    The post got deleted no more than a few minutes after it was made.

    Fast forward to zoklet.
    One day i'm sitting there reading a thread about prostitutes and recommendations, while drinking scotch and smoking like the OG i am.
    I look at the hot topics and see a thread title called extraction of the uterus on a wake and alert subject. Now, as the no bullshit guy i am, i click it expecting a link to a vid with guy performing oral sex on a donkey. But that wasn't it. I got exactly what the title said, and that wasn't all. You see the creator of the post had the same name as the guy from &t.

    In this hopelessly recorded clip, this girl was strapped to a table and had her stomach cut open by some shady figure with some sort of lancel used for anatomical dissection. At first she was pleading, but when he opened her op, she started screaming. It lasted a good 5 minutes. The girl passed out or died halfway in. It was hard to tell.
    I don't know how long that thread was up for, but it was removed the day after when i wanted to show a friend of mine the clip.

    So how is this guy related to a cult?

    This guy, before he was banned, had pm'd several users including a buddy of mine liquidice/burningchrome about an offer to join him on his ranch where people could recieve "pleasure" from his "stock" and the blessings of his master.
    I didn't get that pm myself, but several other members did and a thread was made about it because apparently it freaked some people out.

    About 2 months or so later, people start acting weird. Writing about things they don't usually write about, in ways that seems.. unauthentic. Well known posters starts talking about period blood and the worship of the unspeakable and how they are going to lead us to a greater plane of existence. This didn't last for long, as many of these people simply stopped posting one day, and those who didn't kept on being "weird" and unlike themselves.

    We've since then been grinded through several shithole substitutes for forums and only the most dedicated remains.
    I do know of two people from that event who still posts here though.


    Thoughts:
    There's rumors that the death of our recently diseased member was related because he threatened to talk about some dark things going on with the people on these boards.

    They could all be cult members, and you could be recruited next.
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  18. Xlite African Astronaut
    They know how to handle their females, i'll give em that.
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  19. Xlite African Astronaut
    Yeh i don't want anyone touching my balls either, it doesn't do anything for me and it empowers the bitch. Fuck if some chick is gonna have the power to destroy me in her hands.
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  20. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala We were sitting in the car the other night, and when Lanny says I think I'm gonna ban Wariat, then tells me what for…

    I almost put him out to walk home.

    Tell us more.
    Give this thread purpose.
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