Official NIS 7 Days to Die Server

1. 2022-05-04 at 6:37 AM UTC

   #61
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Just enjoyed a little game time with some of the boys.
   Damn hooker keeps screaming at the top of her lungs so we all are forced to blow our loads into her to get her to shut up but by then it's too late and every zom in town has come out to play.
   Made a trip back to base with a few meager supplies and did another mission.
2. 2022-05-04 at 6:39 AM UTC

   #62
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   hey sorry i missed ya I was on your server earlier but then the alcohol and benadryl kicked in and I puked my guts out and passed out, just woke up
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   • Fonaplats
3. 2022-05-04 at 6:44 AM UTC

   #63
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood hey sorry i missed ya I was on your server earlier but then the alcohol and benadryl kicked in and I puked my guts out and passed out, just woke up

   
   Im just thankful you'll join us. Looking forward to crafting stuff in 7d2d with you.
4. 2022-05-04 at 6:45 AM UTC

   #64
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Rabbitweed is better at 7d2d than me.
5. 2022-05-04 at 6:56 AM UTC

   #65
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood hey sorry i missed ya I was on your server earlier but then the alcohol and benadryl kicked in and I puked my guts out and passed out, just woke up

   
   I hope you get fat an old soon.
   
   You're a reckless wreck
6. 2022-05-04 at 12:29 PM UTC

   #66
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   how do you change the shape of things when you go to craft them? are there different types of fence or just the one?
7. 2022-05-04 at 12:30 PM UTC

   #67
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   most blocks you just craft then hold R to edit before you place
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   • BeeReBuddy
8. 2022-05-04 at 11:13 PM UTC

   #68
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   I had horrible repetitive dream where I was mining with a spear, truly terrible. I'm going to get gamer fueld up and be on in in aboot an hr.
   
   I got to tier-5 quests bit the one I did at shamway foods was kinda a PITA. Been wanting to try the shotgun messiah facility to see if it has an ASSLOAD of gunsz
9. 2022-05-05 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #69
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I had horrible repetitive dream where I was mining with a spear, truly terrible. I'm going to get gamer fueld up and be on in in aboot an hr.
   
   I got to tier-5 quests bit the one I did at shamway foods was kinda a PITA. Been wanting to try the shotgun messiah facility to see if it has an ASSLOAD of gunsz

   
   interesting.
   
   I didn't really understand that, however would a shotgun round of bird or deer rounds help shape a tunnel that you're digging?
   
   don't you remember the story I told you of the Bank Robbers who purchase a 2 foot diameter hole-saw bore bit (like a giant version of a door nob drill bit) and they were able to dig a quarter mile tunnel under the ground and roads just under. took them 2 weeks. 2 weeks to drill a 1300 foot long tunnel. 8 feet high and wide. 2 weeks. you need a giant 'door-saw' drill bit.
   
   and you need an industrial size "hand" drill. not something off the shelf but they're probably 2-3 grand and take two people to use.
10. 2022-05-06 at 1:17 AM UTC

    #70
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Tonight my plan is to make a really REALLY big ramp and jump my bicycle off it.
    It's going to be pretty bad ass.
    Be there or be ⬛
11. 2022-05-06 at 1:23 AM UTC

    #71
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    
12. 2022-05-06 at 1:26 AM UTC

    #72
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i have tqaken the church to the something Direction idk r=which one but if you see 2 locked chests in a church those are mind - sc
13. 2022-05-07 at 6:03 AM UTC

    #73
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Since we all have the hang of it on the easiest and dullest map there was to choose from I think it is time we step it up to a little something more golden.
    All is lost but today is a new day.
    And a true randomly generated map awaits us.
14. 2022-05-07 at 6:04 AM UTC

    #74
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I would probably be upset if I hadn't just crashed the gyro full of gear into radiation
15. 2022-05-07 at 7:01 AM UTC

    #75
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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16. 2022-05-07 at 7:18 AM UTC

    #76
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I lost all my shit to radiation too.
    Then i checked and found i could do better.
    The new map is randomly generated and the largest size im willing to pay for. Its 8Kx8K.
17. 2022-05-07 at 8:05 AM UTC

    #77
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Motherfucker! What happened to voting for these kinda changes? I just finished building my master vault and stocking it up.
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    • aldra
18. 2022-05-07 at 9:15 AM UTC

    #78
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I have heard murmors that fonaplats has been having emotional outrages and hissys the past few days. This is typical in his behavior
19. 2022-05-07 at 9:16 AM UTC

    #79
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Xlite Motherfucker! What happened to voting for these kinda changes? I just finished building my master vault and stocking it up.

    
    give it a day or two and we should have plenty of material
20. 2022-05-07 at 9:30 AM UTC

    #80
    

    Xlite African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra give it a day or two and we should have plenty of material

    
    Nah man, i'm done.