One does not simply leave space.
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Learn lua or html and i'll hire you.
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2018-05-19 at 11:25 AM UTC
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My Life Without A Cock
This is why we can't have nice things.
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2018-05-18 at 6:32 PM UTC
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Attn: Lanny!
About time lanny got some love imo.
He better not make the mistake of modding anyone else though.
Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover
I'm sure there are old threads worth reviving instead of making new ones all the time.
Oh yeah, you can find a lot of hidden gems dating back to lanny knows when.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
This was on Zoklet. We were both mods there, just not at the same time. One day Lanny was drinking heavily, as he usually does, and he decided to get rid of me once for all, so he sat down and wrote a script that spewed out infraction points continuously right onto my account, effectively banning me thousands of times. That way, if someone tried to reverse the infractions, it would take them hours and hours to do it. Very clever. That didn't even near stop me, though. The kid means well, he's just hasty and arbitrary and hard-headed and arrogant.
It is quite funny though.
Lanny's got style, hahaha.
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2018-05-17 at 10:19 PM UTC
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ATTN: mal (fat whore)
Ahahaha, thats fucking hilarious though.
Kudo's to Bill Krozby for recording it.
It takes a special kind of nut to just walk up to people like that and ask for drugs and then try to steal their phone ahahaha.
Fucking epic.
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2018-05-17 at 7:20 PM UTC
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ATTN: mal (fat whore)
Originally posted by gumbo
Let us not forget that he literally uploaded a video of him trying to steal the phone of a stranger at a jack in the box, then got his ass knocked to the floor.
I haven't seen this clip, why haven't i seen this clip?
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That's an issue we'll deal with in time. I'd rather avoid outside communities as their enforcement of rules can be rather fucked up.
It would be a pain to get banned because your opinion is different than someone else's. If we host our own server, freedom of speech will be certain.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Seems like nothin but a bunch of geeks and dweebs up in this brokedick deadbeat forum.
First of all, all the dicks here works.
Some of them might be small (malice) but they have a great presence that will hardly go unnoticed.
Secondly, 80% of the "playerbase" might be geeks but 20% of those can if they wish find out where you live, who you've been gay with, what sick porn you're jacking off to, and plant cp on your laptop and call swat on you.
Enjoy your stay, faggot.
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Lately i've thinking alot about abstinence, and just recently i decided to give it a try and i must say i'm quite impressed at the results.
Eating less:
It turns out your body doesn't need to eat all the time and that indulging in this sort of behavior is bad for you.
Fasting forces your brain into survival mode, which increases its overall effectiveness so that it has better chance of surviving in the long run. Not to mention, you lose quite a bit of weight. Bonus: Your dreams becomes so much more vivid and easy to remember.
Less sex / masturbating:
Busting a nut every day feels good, but this also has its drawbacks. Looking at the difference between doing that and not doing it at all, i can safely say that refraining from this for a week at the time at least has shitloads of benefits ranging from increased motivation, to increased creativity, to increased libido obviously. I've also noticed the female sex being more interested in me, i wonder if this has something to do with the whoremones (see wut i did thar?) that naturally stacks up when you keep your jizz inside. It could also be pheromones but i lack the scientific evidence to speak of that any further.
Drugs:
Obviously it all comes down to which kinda drugs you're using.
I've noticed less issues with psychedelics and it would appear as if they don't have any immediate downsides so you don't need to break from those. Hash however, is a very good thing to take a break from. After quitting it, my memory has improved, my concentration has improved, my decision making has improved in speed and i no longer mumble or stop to look for words when i speak. Also, quitting hash also has a dramatic effect on my REM sleep, and therefore also dreams. Drugs like mdma, amphetamine, coke, benzos is something i discarded from my diet a long time ago and my overall health thanks me for it. The problem with these drugs is that you need vitamins added in order for your body to handle them for longer periods of time, and people usually don't do that.
Bitchery/faggotry:
This is kinda self explanatory. Stay away from people who's negative all the time. We are human beings, and the way we learn is to mirror each other. We do this automatically if certain prerequisites has been met, whether we want to or not. If you stay around negative people, you will eventually yourself adapt some of that behavior. Being positive is where its at, trust the universe. Trust yourself. You are the master of your universe.
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Shit lol, i don't even...
This is why i don't do relationships anymore.
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2018-05-12 at 7:39 PM UTC
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My perfect woman arrested
Now i've seen my share of crazy bitches and i know a class a nutjob when i see one.
You can't use logic on this bitch, you can't use common sense, you can't put her in prison.
The only thing that works is a high quality flamethrower.
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2018-05-12 at 11:52 AM UTC
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Flat Earth
They also claim that earth is not moving because they would feel it if it was.
Whats funny if that earth actually stopped moving all of a sudden, we'd all get thrown into space at speeds of 1675 km/h or 1,040 miles/hour along with buildings/cars/oceans etc. It would be pretty fucking epic imo, but lets still hope it doesn't happen.
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Originally posted by -mal-
Lol. No I’m a woman.
Yeah thats what Mr. Garrison says.
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2018-05-06 at 9:32 AM UTC
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Adverse Childhood Experiences
I got 8. Thats probably not too good imo.
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I was on totse for a few months before jeff shut it down.
Good times, but honestly i had better times on zoklet.
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2018-05-04 at 2:10 PM UTC
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Trianglism is Real
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Apparently i'm like an old wine or somt. I get better as i age.
I remember seeing pictures of myself as a kid and being like wtf is that? Started out a 1/10
But now i'm a 8/10 which means that in a few years i'll be a 12/10
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2018-05-01 at 6:43 PM UTC
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Fonaplats' Tousled Turesday
Fona is confusing imo. Can't tell when he's trolling or serious.
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2018-05-01 at 3:04 PM UTC
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Living with two or more girls
It kinda depends. If there's feelings involved from both chicks then yeah, you're gonna end up bailing through the window.
If no feelings then no problems.
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