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Posts by Xlite

  1. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks I’m 29 -_-

    Only 11 years till you're 40.
  2. Xlite African Astronaut
    Not enough gore in this thread.
  3. Xlite African Astronaut
    Oh, wb enter.

    There's like 5 or 6 new females on here for you to hate on now.
  4. Xlite African Astronaut
    Sorry to disappoint you, but you will exist forever.
  5. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Tony Hawk stfu and post nude selfies of you sucking off the dog

    Now we know what kinda porn you're jacking off to.
  6. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks No, I still wouldn’t. It happened to my dad and I’m the only one who would take care of him.

    Your dad couldn't sexually satisfy you?

    Originally posted by tee hee hee If that happened to me id be like DONT leave me 😢😢😢 but get your dirty needs met from somewhere outside the relationship. I think thats fair.

    I'd probably suicide if i was unable to wipe my own ass. Nobody wants to be stuck inside a useless vessel.
  7. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks No, I wouldn’t end the relationship based on physical issue alone


    You would if you had to wipe the guy's ass, changes his clothes, make his food, help him get around, spoon feed him, help him shower, and if he couldn't sexually satisfy you because of said handicap.
  8. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Xlite get on tc bud

    Maybe later dude, my online time is extremely limited these days.

    Originally posted by joerell Most MMA's are not real fighters…just show men. Also most of their credentials are non existant and belong to uncertified clubs. A well trained street brawler with no rules is tougher and where there are no bells to stop the fight. Yes, the top 10% are good and still the majority fail in Asian competitions because their martial arts are not pure. So anyone who bitch slaps a woman has no control and could bo defeated.


    Thats the thing. MMA is so restricted compared to actual fights. In wing chun for example, we do strikes to the throat, eyes, groin, and celiac plexus all of which would either cost you a point or get you disqualified in the cage. Not to mention the array of illegal kicks we have. MMA is a sport, real life fighting is not.
  9. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Uh oh we got a wild lil homo here guys!

    A true internet warrior.
  10. Xlite African Astronaut
    I don't hike that often, however i do enjoy the occasional trip to many of the forests in norway or sweden.

    I usually bring a few friends with me. We chop sum wood, build a tipi, make a fire, go fishing, jump into the lakes, make primitive chairs/beds etc.
    And then when it gets dark, we sit in the tipi and smoke weed / eat shrooms and talk about life and our experiences with it.

    This is one of the things in life that i enjoy the most.
  11. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by apt Very close to doing this

    Originally posted by aldra I often consider driving out to the bush and living in a cave or something


    Lets do it.
  12. Xlite African Astronaut
    Well damn, it is fona.
  13. Xlite African Astronaut
    Yeah oblivion was also pretty awesome, made quite a bit of mods for that myself. Shivering isle was amazing. The mad god is fucking epic and i'm pleased they also included him in skyrim and teso.
  14. Xlite African Astronaut
    I do it all the fucking time. Only use the shitbucket for shit and puke.

    Its much easier and i usually don't miss, unless i'm extremely fucked on something.
    Just keep the tap running and its all good otherwise the sink will get yellow piss spots and that's a dead giveaway for the wife, if she's smart anyway.
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    Its amazing how many additional hours can be added to games like these.
    I have a friend who's still playing skyrim simply because of mods.
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  18. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † Y'know, I would but, them shits expensive! I can get real pussy for the price of a movie and a dinner. I'm a lover, I'm a sinner. Some people call me Maurice.

    But the real puss wont do your clothes, your work, your food, and they be bitchin about marriage and you being lazy af etc...

    Robots be giving u no problems.
  19. Xlite African Astronaut
    Oh dude, its awesome. And any theories you might have are probably quite accurate.

    Amnesia was also good, although a little less interactive.
  20. Xlite African Astronaut
    And i think your bot would kill you for being a sick perv.
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