NOTE: Before you judge OP for making this thread, understand he's been writing it over 17 years and had a lot of family issues in that time, money, health, alcohol, depression, wife separation etc, he decided to post the thread as it was a reminder of a bad time in his life. He spent more time & money on the phred than with his family causing a lot of problems in his marriage & life. He says on his website that "That thread is now a physical reminder of what I have done, and I can’t bare to lay eyes on it."
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Originally posted by cigreting
Dont you get it? All women do is shit test all the fucking time. They do this to see how far they can push their husband or boyfriend. See how much she can control him.
Ive seen it with EVERY single one of my friends with significant others. They want to test a mans masculinity while creating chaos and drama. Women are extremely childish and retarded, they should have never been given any rights.
yes and not only that they should be under heavy robes
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Originally posted by Technologist
Maybe a 6 pack a month. I probably drink about once a month since my divorce. I’m a lightweight. Before that I drank about twice a year.
Hey baby, how ya doing?
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theres a composite sketch of smelldung at the gym *WARNING: IF YOU SEE THIS CREATURE, ACTIVATE THE LUNK ALARM IMMEDIATELY* AYOOOOOOOOOGA, mAN the harPOON lads!!
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starbuck for idiot. my friend is so proud of drinking starbucks coffee every day. I live in Asia, the price of Starbucks here is too expensive. 1 cup of starbucks coffee here you can get 2 double cheese burger McDonald. really crazy dude.
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Candy is the best!!! I could listen to her talk all day. Her literally knows every square inch of this forum and is intimately familiar with the whole website membership! sHe might just be the perfect human being
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guys they released the new numbers the cases are up there gonna have to close the hospitals there so full and everyones full of covid in there so there gonna die anyway so there sending all the hospital staff home to rest because htey havent slept since they released the new variant also there was a young healthy person that got it too its crazy
people with broken bones arent being seen due to all the hospitals being full literally if you open the door to the hospital people are jammed in there dick-to-ass and basically no one can move or get in or out of the building anyway people with broken bones the doctors are just recommending you get it amputated because they have no room to do xrays plus the xray is harmful to the 5G microchip but thats besides the point
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well around here we just call them fries but back in the old country i think thats what they call em
i guess in some other country if u order chips and salsa its fries with tomatoe suace because there culture is different and they dont have the technology to make tortilla chips over there
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The Los Angeles Police Department im going to start out at the bottom and drive a car around in circles looking for crime wearing a bulletproof vest it will be nice because i can park in fire zones and shit when i get my hawaiin shirts from the dry cleaners and ill always be stopping for coffees and donuts to keep my senses on high-alert until i find a fucking citizen in distress and i can go assist them or if they wanna smart off maybe they need the tar kicked out of them. im going to drive the wheels off that car hitting the rev limiter everyday " i dunno captain i dont know why the engine popped they dont make em like they used to huh" that way i can get desk duty and look at the secretaries tits when im nursing a hangover and i dont want to get motion sick from driving in circles
ill go to beverly hills and tell them im a top cop in LA to see if they roll out the red carpet for me but eventually thats where i wanna hang my hat that or the LA county sherrifs office driving one of the military trucks in circles. when they go on the radio and say WE HAVE CRIME and i answer ill identify myself as MAGNUMCOP which the dispatchers will love and give me all the good calls
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yep, that Powerstroke is FORD TUFF which explains why it's soo good at making smoke and turning cyclists into pancakes. JD Power and associates voted ford tuff powerstroke the most effective diesel truck at incapacitating pedestrians 7 years in a row
let me guess, those fucking gay ass booty bandits were tooting and scooting their bicycle booties around pulling some BLM shit. NOT ON MY HIGHWAY, HERE - BREATHE THIS! they just passed a bunch of counterfeit bills down in beefa and looted a sneaker shop
hold my beer and watch this *exercises streetside castle-doctrine against commie fags on bikes*
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