You know, my Dad once worked with an old hunting guide, and one day they had a smart-ass guest. They were walking through the woods and they came across some small, brown spheres:
“What’s that?” asked the guest.
“Why, them’s smart pills” said the guide. “Ya just gobble a couple and ya gets smarter”.
So the dude scooped a few up and popped them in his mouth. Then he immediately spat them out and said “Jesus! These taste just like shit!”
“Ayup” said the guide. “I do believe you’re getting smarter already.”
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I am disgusted by women who wear wigs. Like I'd rather have some nappy headed hoe with cornrows I can tug on than a tupe'e lookin ass, don't touch my hair, kinda person
its nelly fatardo in a muslim head-dress
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Yeah man I hear you but its a real quandary, just because you don't mind working on her car doesn't mean she likes having her car worked on. You see it as a simple matter where some guy ( a guy with a penis ) forgot a plastic disc but she had to be stranded at work to be rescued by other men and lose confidence in her vehicles ability to move her reliably, and now she has more doubt about backyard mechanics.
SECURITY SAFETY RELIABILITY ADVENTURE QUIRKY TRUCKSTOP DISPLAYS OF HUMANITY AND LIVING ON ONE PLANET an amazing LIFESTYLE WHERE YOU ARE A LESBIAN WITH TWO DOGS IN YOURE SUBARU GOING ON AN ADVENTURe thats what you get with a late model car. and they dont just pull that out of thin air, its cause thats what the people want ok bud
why dont you just let her get her nissan sentry back? whats good for you and you like not everyone else likes
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hey man more power to him while he was mastering the block chain and creating feelings what were you doing, smelling youre finger you make me sick fatass
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the game is using warner bros characters like scooby doo, wonder woman and rick and mort its basically super slam bros with blocks built in
i aleady unlocked the mystery wagon but heres the thing, the game is still in early release for two more days !!!!! if you join before the big reveal warner brothers will give you a free bobble head of bruce willis in the mail after you log 15 hours on the game , disney the kid
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On my way home one night I stopped at a hot bar to have a drink. I sat at the bar in my suit and just wanted to u wind. A fellow on the other end of the bar started talking to me. I politely told him I had had a long day and wasn't in the mood to socialize. The guy, also in a suit, would not give up. Then he moved to sit beside me and I said again that I had no desire to chat with him. I tried to ignore him but he just kept talking. I was about to leave when this big long haired biker in his leathers came from the other side of the bar and put his arm around me and said to the suit…. “My wife would like to be left alone so please F. Off.” The guy practically jumped off his stool! The biker sat down, I bought him a beer and he walked me to my car. Nice guy.
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