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  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    okay dude who goes around telling brad not to steal, dumbass. its part of his culture not that you would know anything about that, wobble-bottom
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  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Murk Lore Im going back to coffee. you have half a cup in the morning. in 15 minutes it perks you up. then another half cup. also try and hit the treadmill and do situps and pushups and burpies or jumping jack. your shit is wired for the day. dont eat process sugar. have the coffee black or a dab of honey.

    and its weird but when you smile. the endorphins occur. not a happy smile but literally working the muscle in the face sends happy senses or good vibes.

    have a good day, little missie.

    thats a good idea i have 8 cups though if i have the time
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  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    the black bear DINER. sneak me into the go kart group and weel just get fucked up and crash everyone until they kick us off
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  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Lanny Ps imma be in the Bay Area next week. Weigh me out live how bout dah

    you wanna chug bloody marys at the BBD
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  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    men should be able to have multiple wives
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  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Kafka Why the fuck am I awake. I haven’t been able to calm down for two days.

    have you tried literally like stretching/flexing out, methodically. first you start with your toes then your feet/ankles and literally you just go all the way up

    probably wanna do some chill breathing and/or sip a brew while you work on it
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  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    "... trolling people online isn’t something a real man does, that’s pathetic." -Kafka

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  8. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you have to upload your booster shot info and link youre social credit score to be able to put the truck in gear. did you attend any protest rallies recently?
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  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you have to consider that -SpectraL may have pulled some strings to restore it
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  10. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Nothing about anything in this thread is surprising to me ….
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  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    are they different than the ones you use on head and beard? do you cut your groin and then put it on your face to cut your beard and cross contaminate them even though literally it doesnt matter?

    literally wondering because theres a whole cottage industry not that i know what the word means about THE MACHO MAN'S LUMBERJACK SUPER BALL SHAVER kit and literally im thinking you can probably just buy a regular trimmer but who knows man.

    also to the women do you think a 'landing strip' or a triangle looks better on a man
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  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    brad dont eat ruminant animals wait no i mean ONLY eat ruminant animals dont eat pigs literally Muslims dont eat pigs because there filthy bro and also eat blueberries it has a bunch of vitamins in it

    *sips coffee*

    "Yep, i trained him right"
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  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    its called HYPERGAMY, MY MAN. "women" are trying to get over on us ( the nerve of those bitches with cunt on there breath )

    now grab the ankles, prepare the transverse cullin put a silken hose around youre balls and yank, Opey! leave the tite-sack life behind you
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  14. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    DUDE, YOURE GETTING A DELL BIG SANDY

    Fona your gonna be so comfortable who cares about the broke ass haters that sleep on air matresses. pretty sure a matress is an investment in your future afterall think how many hours you spend on it im pretty sure its okay to spend a few couple thou

    edit: it would feel so good on a new matress just laying there with your pizza slut eating sushi farting into the new matress and drinking beer *spills the soy sauce and gets a milk mustache*
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  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers This thread is sad, why does everyone hate on Wariat so much?

    Wariat, if you're reading this, don't worry, ignore these mean people! I'll give you a hug.

    cuz we need a common enemy and/or someone who is worse than us plus ever since he went to seal world to fuck that kid and got deported only a few people will ever be nice to him again
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  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    "FUCK A MULANYAN, FOLX" - tony soprano
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  17. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    butt is one of the 2% of readers who actually will donate to wikipedia instead of turning the other way
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  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    fona you dumass this is why your poor and will never be happy because your matress. you can steal 200 rolls of toilet paper from public toilets in one day if you stop being lazy and then steal some sheets off a fat ladies clothes line and fill the sheet with the toilet paper and you have a free matress dumbass now your stuck paying 8 dollars a day YOUR GONNA BE FUCKING POOR YOU RETARD

    AND STOP GOING ON VACATION DUMASS
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  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    A dangerous game inventied in prussia has made its way to the americas and is increasingly being practiced by the countrys youth. the game is called fastes chompers and it harkens back to the wreckless game five finger speedrun ( pictured below)


    in fastez chompers these teens and young adults are getting high on cocaine and they move there tounge in between there chomping teeth , timing it carefully like playing dance dance revolution faster and faster until something terrible happens or they run out of dope whichever comes first.

    heres the aftermath of the end of a game of fastez chompers


    one Petaluma mother said " if i know my daughter was playing fastez chompers i never would have letter go out to do this, and i dont know who the hell is gonna fix this and make her life right again im going to sue the schoo ldistrict i sweat to effing God"

    authorities are advising all parents not to let there kids play this dangerous game and are using drug dogs at the schools to make sure no one has been playing fastez chompers
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  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    , and no security, and no one bothers him.

    He's not stuntin. He's not flossin. He's not messin with other guys' girlfriends. He's not mocking guys who are less fortunate.

    He's humble. He's respectful. He has no beefs. He has no enemies. He does not boast of being a gang member. He does not claim to be a killer.

    He sows positive energy, peace, and charity, and he reaps a good quiet life that most rappers could never live.

    Respect hip hop legend 🖤

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