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Gifts for a 21st birthday.

  1. #1
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    I'm looking for a gift for my buddy who is having his 21st birthday party this weekend. Any suggestions? Right now I'm thinking a bottle opener and a bottle of Pink Whitney.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    what size underwear is he
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  3. #3
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by A College Professor what size underwear is he

    Small but he has to tear a whole in the crotch for his massive horse cock.
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    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    The best thing you can get a young person just starting out is a selection box. Mix uppers and downers, dissociatives and deliriants, psychedelics and neuroleptics. A basic kit should contain methamphetamine or vyvanse or similar, cocaine, LSD or MDMA, cannabis of indica and sativa strains, hash resin, alprazolam and diazepam, heroin or similar opiate, some diphenhydramine and an antipsychotic like seroquel or thorazine or similar. Bonus points for including nostalgia pills like pentobarbital or preludin.
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    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan The best thing you can get a young person just starting out is a selection box. Mix uppers and downers, dissociatives and deliriants, psychedelics and neuroleptics. A basic kit should contain methamphetamine or vyvanse or similar, cocaine, LSD or MDMA, cannabis of indica and sativa strains, hash resin, alprazolam and diazepam, heroin or similar opiate, some diphenhydramine and an antipsychotic like seroquel or thorazine or similar. Bonus points for including nostalgia pills like pentobarbital or preludin.

    Id get him weed, shrooms, acid, booze, and tobacco. Maybe like a quarter G of ketamine or a couple Crouton shooters. Nothing like crack or smack.
  6. #6
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Get him a candle
  7. #7
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by shitty titty Get him a candle

    HELL FUCKING NO. YOU KNOW I DON'T FUCK WITH CANDLES. HELL NAH NIGGA!
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    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    😂
  9. #9
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty Get him a candle

    a scented one so when he ass rams you, KoF it wont stink so bad
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    lots of good ideas in this thread. i suggest you get youre friend some brandy melville underwear , an apple cider candle, and a nice lotion basket with maybe some botique food products in it as well like a nice organic hollandaise sauce and botique spicy honey made with rare peppers.
  11. #11
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    and a big shine black buttplug
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