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  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    On my way home one night I stopped at a hot bar to have a drink. I sat at the bar in my suit and just wanted to u wind. A fellow on the other end of the bar started talking to me. I politely told him I had had a long day and wasn't in the mood to socialize. The guy, also in a suit, would not give up. Then he moved to sit beside me and I said again that I had no desire to chat with him. I tried to ignore him but he just kept talking. I was about to leave when this big long haired biker in his leathers came from the other side of the bar and put his arm around me and said to the suit…. “My wife would like to be left alone so please F. Off.” The guy practically jumped off his stool! The biker sat down, I bought him a beer and he walked me to my car. Nice guy.
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    speedy parker - ill call the FBI on you and get a 500 dollar RATTOX payment and then spend it on my slow but stylish motorcycle, and buy a tractor with my inheritance and sit on it alot
  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Incessant Hydromorphone

    "I'm dying."

    Lather rinse repeat but never actually croak

    this was a very good one but i cant like it because hydro never hurt a fly and i dont wanna be mean to people that are sick, sometimes
  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Which GM plant??
    I work at the old GM plant in Framingham Mass which is now Adesa auto auctions,fuckingplace is huge.(now carvana)
    Complete with it's own rail yard, trains man they rollin and unload then the cars get sold and they rollem out again.
    It's nuts every Friday we move 1000 cars through.

    my story was just a false-outrageous johnny cash meme, but thats whats up. I didn't know there was a GM plant in MA, I always think of michigan and ohio as the old skool auto manufacturing states but it just goes to show you because i think they assemble the F150 out kansas city way its a real quandary.

    do you still work with the guy that had his head beat up?
  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker My bank fired a security guard because he was a dick to me. It's all about approach and application.

    wow you have a lot of clout
  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    damn thats pretty crazy it kind of reminds me of the job at hte soler panel factory
  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yall are recist also that white-devil crackerjack jogger looks like warrior-rat chasing a picture of a dogs anus thats yelling at him LICK ME
  8. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by cigreting sitting on wat ting

    a tractor
  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Ghost this is what happens when men have no women to slap around

    ayyyyyyy, Tone
  10. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Ghost ahhhhh the simple poverty life


    damn that actually seems like a good idea with the buckets you can literally sell manure and plus then you wont get it on your shoes
  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i live in orlando you can stay in my cats room
  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If that is your idea of success you definitely need to get on the bus.

    your idea of success is literally just sitting on a thing so whats your point fatass
  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window

    I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.

    When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again

  14. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Incessant Haha wtf is wrong with your braids? Can you say hair loss from eating disorders.

    whats wrong with them are you saying they shoiuld be more bigger
  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    nice my granpa basically did this with boards and he built his house that way also he worked at GM out at the PLANT and he wood take home cadillac parts in his lunch box 1-piece at a time and he BUILT A 56 59 61 chevy yabba dabba DOOOOO
  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Incessant Trader Joe's frozen channa masala, power greens, white rice, home made sour kraut or other home made pickled vegetables.

    omg they never have the palak paneer anymore
  17. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I had big plans for this thread oooo EEEEE oooo EEEEEEEEEE
  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse What a faggoty song jesus christ.


    you need to CALM DOWN.
    Listen to sleep volume 1 or holy mountain or get fucked
    One of the most underrated albums of all time. The sound of impending fucking doom and decay.
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Look at a "Type 2 safety can", theyre hella easy to fill, carry, and dispense without spills, and made out of steel.

    I hate the cheap plastic gas cans theyre wicked annoying to use and lot of them only last a couple seasons, those Just-Rite and Eagle cans probably will last 20+ yrs. thanks for listening to my Hank Hill talk

    https://www.amazon.com/Justrite-Galvanized-AccuFlow-Flexible-Hazardous/dp/B003FZB3N0/
  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i just met some real chinese pipe-hitters on vijeo chat and they gave me a new lease on life my honorary chinese nickname is YING-DUH which means basically crystal-meth, they explain to me basically that YING means heroin and DUH mean white so white-heroin descries CRYSTAM METH AMPHETAMINE. finally after trying to infiltrate the chinese rooms i have been accepted into the asiatic community
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