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2022-07-23 at 8:09 PM UTCIn an effort to further the utilization and knowledge of our community I am making this thread in hopes to inspire others to also share their ideas. All BRAD IDEAS are of a hypothetical nature.
So let's say you buy a fancy 100$ watch or an air conditioner or a bicycle or fuck really anything that isn't food, medicine or contain a serial number/product ID.
(Folks this excludes computers, game systems (though not physical games), really high end electronics, cell phones, firearms)
Now if you're your standard dumbfuck (which if you're reading my posts, I assure you that you are) you will step on your sunglasses, spill your beer on the keyboard, smash your watch while drinking & doing parkour, it doesn't matter HOW YOU DO IT, it matters WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT.
Now a lot of you may not realize this, but most sites/stores offer 30 day return policies. Go buy the same product. Now go take that dirty air conditioner, pair of cracked sunglasses, broken fancy watch, shitty smelling dildo, and you're gonna put it in the new packaging material, clean the shit up a little bit (less necessary if you're doing an online return, but very necessary if you're doing in store returns, or maybe I just feel better while I'm doing it if the shit is clean cuz they're gonna check it)
Now most drug addicts/alcoholics will want cash or credit and not have the receipt. In person, you being an upstanding man tell them that when you opened it found it was USED! (a common problem with in person stores) and that's unacceptable. They will offer to exchange it for a new product, you act like this is kinda irritating and sometimes get a 10-20$ giftcard (according to my friend) but eitherway you now have 2 TWO working air conditioners/pairs of glasses for the price of 1, 1 of which is not opened.
Unopened products often can be returned or in store credit or cash (but the receipt will be entered as having done the exchange so don't be a retard)
Now with online, you tell them "hey these raybands aren't really my style" or "the watch isn't what I was looking for" etc. Now if you do this 3 weeks after you received it, you're in the 30 day marker and they say OK and will accept it returned DESPITE the fact you 'briefly' used it, SEND THAT SHIT BACK PLAYER.
When they receive it, there is a 100% chance you will get credit for the site (worst case scenerio) or have it refunded to your card (in 7-10 days). if they say you fucked it up or it's broken, tell them it was working when you sent it, the customer is always right.
If you fuck it up really really badly and they're like Nah nigga, tell them you want the broken item fixed! Or mailed back! Or something, they can't just STEAL from you like this!!!
& Make another account, use misspellings of your name and load everything with cash cards. These stupid fucks don't associate accounts with addresses, mostly just names. Pretty simple and straight forward, my friend said.
Ultimately unless you're a greedy person your goal is to take your broken/busted/doo-doo smelling item that you'd normally dispose of and for the cost of 1 of the product + the broken one you will get 1 new product (no packaging/paperwork item) & 1 product unopened in the packaging with paperwork.
Now if you're really greedy you can receive that, wait a couple days and send it back for instore credit. however you can only do the last part once or twice before they blacklist you. So it's recommended just to get 2 items for the price of 1.
DOES NOT WORK on Computers, Printers, Cell Phones, Video Game Systems and anything with a serial number.
But I think he was lying about all of this so i never thought about using it and neither should you.
I would like to encourage others to post similar threads in BI with a special encouragement to SBTLauren. -
2022-07-23 at 8:41 PM UTCnice my granpa basically did this with boards and he built his house that way also he worked at GM out at the PLANT and he wood take home cadillac parts in his lunch box 1-piece at a time and he BUILT A 56 59 61 chevy yabba dabba DOOOOO
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2022-07-23 at 9:04 PM UTCLol@Fancy $100 watch
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2022-07-23 at 9:49 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-07-23 at 11:17 PM UTCThat's a lot of effort and bullshit for not much
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2022-07-24 at 3:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by A College Professor nice my granpa basically did this with boards and he built his house that way also he worked at GM out at the PLANT and he wood take home cadillac parts in his lunch box 1-piece at a time and he BUILT A 56 59 61 chevy yabba dabba DOOOOO
Which GM plant??
I work at the old GM plant in Framingham Mass which is now Adesa auto auctions,fuckingplace is huge.(now carvana)
Complete with it's own rail yard, trains man they rollin and unload then the cars get sold and they rollem out again.
It's nuts every Friday we move 1000 cars through. -
2022-07-24 at 1:56 PM UTC:( I tried
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2022-07-25 at 1:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by AngryOnion Which GM plant??
I work at the old GM plant in Framingham Mass which is now Adesa auto auctions,fuckingplace is huge.(now carvana)
Complete with it's own rail yard, trains man they rollin and unload then the cars get sold and they rollem out again.
It's nuts every Friday we move 1000 cars through.
Sounds like the railhead at the GM assembly plant in Lorsdtown, OH. -
2022-07-25 at 6:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by AngryOnion Which GM plant??
I work at the old GM plant in Framingham Mass which is now Adesa auto auctions,fuckingplace is huge.(now carvana)
Complete with it's own rail yard, trains man they rollin and unload then the cars get sold and they rollem out again.
It's nuts every Friday we move 1000 cars through.
my story was just a false-outrageous johnny cash meme, but thats whats up. I didn't know there was a GM plant in MA, I always think of michigan and ohio as the old skool auto manufacturing states but it just goes to show you because i think they assemble the F150 out kansas city way its a real quandary.
do you still work with the guy that had his head beat up?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
