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2018-02-22 at 8:46 PM UTC in New billboards reported at NIS
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2018-02-22 at 8:37 PM UTC in New billboards reported at NIS
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2018-02-22 at 8:26 PM UTC in ATTN: I’m One of Bill Krozby’s Victims - AMA
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2018-02-22 at 8:21 PM UTC in "Venezuelans are starving amid economic crisis, food shortages"bump 4 hungry vennies
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2018-02-22 at 8:17 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Jeremus Hydro, I don't think anyone is trying to hurt your feelings so much as they are trying to warn 1337 to stay. The fuck. Away. From you.
On the slim chance that you are actually not a fucked up nightmare, understand that we still have zero reason to believe that. From an outsider perspective, all we have is multiple partners who claim you are a psycho bitch with consistent and correlating accounts of your insanity on one hand, and your long ass self-contradictory methposts making excuses on the other.
1337 my nigga, I know we are sounding like assholes to you right now. I know. I FUCKING GET IT. You think you're in love, you might be having problems getting women or some shit, or maybe she's "special" because she's lavished you with e-ttention for the first time in years. It sounds like we're trying to take that away from you.
But it's a mirage, bro. It's a shimmer on the horizon. You'll walk at it and walk at it and all you'll possibly get is a mouth full of sand. And in this case, way way worse. It'll be a waste of months, perhaps years… She's going to take your money (at least get a prenup, don't let her manipulate you with shit about how you don't trust her)… And worst of all, she is going to scab your heart. I know shit has to be tough for you to be going for Hydro. I am sympathetic. But she is going to make you bleed and then when the right woman comes along, you will be scarred and you might not have the same openness. Because Hydro is not the right woman. You can do better.
oh thanks man you changed my mind. I was totally in love now I realized what a fool I was and that it was all just chemicals in my brain, Honk!
thanks a whole lot i think ill just go have a spa day to forget about this temporary lapse of judgement. you guys are the best I swear :) -
2018-02-22 at 8:11 PM UTC in Another Bay Area Copyea that's a beautiful van, i was gonna write this a couple days ago but got distracted. not that i was alive when those were in production, but the quality of it makes you think he painted and chromed it up nicer than it came out of the factory.
unfortunately i think it might be a little tight living in xD -
2018-02-22 at 7:57 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Oh, 1337, remember hydro's fantasy thing you sent me? Remember how it involved her being pregnant with your kid, and you feeling the baby wiggling inside her in some strange sex situation, and you were like "What the fuck she told me she didn't want kids."
Remember how you sent it to me a few months before she got pregnant?
Remember?
Really makes you wonder.
i got half chub reading this. but the real reason i made this post was to ask why u tryna sabotage their love - cauz u couldnt keep it?
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2018-02-22 at 7:50 PM UTC in tfw no gf
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Don't feel bad Enter. I just dumped my girlfriend because she had anger/control issues and I saw another hydro in the making.
Also I work with her, and as of late I'm her manager as well, so it's really hard to ignore her. It's either awkward or she's flirting with me so I don't really know what to do. At least it's friendly though.
one time when i was a wee lad i was boss at work. i tried to hook up with a prettey black girl but her pussy stank bad which killed my boner despite her efforts to revive it. well i never asked her to clean the toilets again i gave that job to the white girls from then on -
2018-02-22 at 7:45 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
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2018-02-22 at 7:44 PM UTC in The Trainwreck Tale of the Insatiable Bill Krozbykeep posting in his thread benny
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2018-02-22 at 7:26 PM UTC in replace the 2nd amendmentwhat is that thing benny? looks homemade lol
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2018-02-22 at 7:21 PM UTC in replace the 2nd amendment
Originally posted by HTS Actually, you might be right. I know explosives being DDs that need separate registration is a thing, but I'm not 100% sure on the technicalities of it.
not sure if this is what you were getting at or something else but I think most/all? 37mm launchers are non NFA or DD as well as 37mm flares , smokes, etc.
I remember something about bore diameter/quantity of explosives but that might have been to get around the DD classification for large bore guns that use HE rounds.
*shrug*
Maybe you can own RPGs. I wonder if that applies to hellfire missiles too.
and i think all 40mm launchers are destructive devices, and in the last few years the ATF has decided that 40mm smokes and flares etc are also destructive devices ( fucking LOL.... ) -
2018-02-22 at 7:04 PM UTC in its 1035pm and im hngry againfinally got a couple quarts of corona and a shrimp brito from the truck
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2018-02-22 at 1:14 PM UTC in can someone tell me what the fuck this isit says i dont have permission to access
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2018-02-22 at 12:19 PM UTC in replace the 2nd amendmentTHIS JUST IN:violent right-winger wants to use his 2nd amendment rights to kill me, for holding pro-tranny sentiments !!
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2018-02-22 at 10:46 AM UTC in women who talk about sex
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2018-02-22 at 9:43 AM UTC in its 1035pm and im hngry againim so hungry, the taco truck opens in about 7hrs im just gonna eat popcorn and okra until then
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2018-02-22 at 9:30 AM UTC in "Venezuelans are starving amid economic crisis, food shortages"Reported Feb 22 2018;
"CARACAS – Venezuelans reported losing on average 24 lbs in body weight last year and almost 90 percent now live in poverty, according to a new university study on the impact of a devastating economic crisis and food shortages."
Does anyone feel bad for them? Those oily shitheads created OPEC and put the fucking squeeze on America by engineering the 1973 oil crisis.
You want to put the squeeze on daddy America??!!
meanwhile,
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2018-02-22 at 9:18 AM UTC in why don't fundamental christians actually follow everything in the biblesource?
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2018-02-22 at 9:10 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
Originally posted by RestStop In the bible God required people to slaughter lambs. Are you saying God is morally incorrect? InB4Athiests.
Originally posted by Lanny …(snipped all these other wrong things out to make my post shorter)
Yeah but the human creature is designed to eat meat and plants. And a basic part of the human creature is making and using advanced tools ie hammers, axes, jackhammers, or even phones and cars etc
So it's true that voluntary vegetarianism isn't really something we find in nature very often. Neither is your car or your phone, your clothes or your ability to read, or most of your diet. The fact that something isn't natural is stupid and hypocritical of anything using a computer to communicate with people.
On the topic of being unhealthy and silly, you're just wrong there.
