Posts by A College Professor

1. 2018-04-21 at 5:26 PM UTC in Fuck you Lanny
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   can i be in the triad
2. 2018-04-21 at 5:03 PM UTC in What branch of the military would you join?
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   The coast guard and I would be part of a elite unit who gets total free-roam and gets to design and build his own ship which he also lives on and has a luxuriously appointed captains quarters. My ship will be called VESUVIUS. Also it has a heli-pad for flying hot women out to the boat when I'm doing a mission, plus it has miniguns and torpedoes , radar, lidar, IR, heat vision, sonar, jammers, anti jammers, retrograde jammers, fruit jammers, and it has a cargo bay which carrys 12 speed boats and another spare version of the VESUVIUS . There is also a OSPREY on board which I will use for hunting expeditions and ferrying crew / babes . The boat will have a michelain star restaurant which will make whatever I want
3. 2018-04-21 at 4:41 PM UTC in Good place to shoot pool at no cost?
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
4. 2018-04-21 at 4:33 PM UTC in Good place to shoot pool at no cost?
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   what if u paid for all the tables and mix the balls up so one has all orange balls one has all 8 balls etc
5. 2018-04-21 at 3:40 PM UTC in And his name is Lil Sporty
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   Hmmm just coming back and surprise, surprise: Lil Sporty Bromo ( heretofore infectionately known as LSB (not that I know what that word means))left me a love-note.
   
   I wonder what does it say? Is he his usual passive aggressive, snarky, whiney self?
   
   Shall I read it or jus let it slip
   
6. 2018-04-17 at 6:02 PM UTC in i need to recover the poast account
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   bump
7. 2018-04-17 at 5:55 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   so since ur gonna kill urself anyway u dont care if i call the suicide police on you right
8. 2018-04-17 at 11:24 AM UTC in Small Mario (big lug) is funnier than Norm Mcdonald
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   i like!
   
9. 2018-04-17 at 11:14 AM UTC in What don't you share with NiS?
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   hurpahueeeeee
10. 2018-04-17 at 10:49 AM UTC in lol fuk it, I got nothing to lose, I'm just gonna say what I think from now on
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    no they are not
11. 2018-04-17 at 10:45 AM UTC in faggotfree zone speakeasey
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    good morning los angeles
12. 2018-04-17 at 10:42 AM UTC in faggotfree zone speakeasey
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    settle down alright, were all easy friends here ok
13. 2018-04-17 at 10:40 AM UTC in faggotfree zone speakeasey
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    welcome
14. 2018-04-17 at 10:37 AM UTC in What have you been playing lately?
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    more like don't put it in my b-hole
15. 2018-04-17 at 10:28 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    do a lot of middle school students have goatees, faggot?
16. 2018-04-17 at 10:23 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    got you again dumbfuck
    
17. 2018-04-17 at 10:11 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    tell us a story about how u went outside but it was raining so u reactced tactically and had to go get a umbrella
18. 2018-04-17 at 9:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Your entire life is making people on this site cringe at you. I'd be genuinely surprised if you left your house at all to socialize even once this month.

    
    wow you mad lil sister? gonna make 15 more double posts?
    
19. 2018-04-17 at 8:42 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery First, I accidentally asked the bartender for a pint instead of a pitcher. Then the keg busted while she was pouring the pitcher, so the half pitcher she poured was no charge. So I just stared at her and asked uhhhh so you're charging me for..? And she said when the keg busts, she's not supposed to charge for the partial pitcher. I felt bad and she's a good bartender and cool chick, so I stared more and then pointed at the pint and said, okay well there's the pint. She was like, alright FINE, it's about tree fiddy (really, it was and she said that), so I nodded and handed her 6 bucks. I ain't about to NOT pay for 3/4 of a pitcher, plus she's my favorite bartender and a badass shittalking bitch, so I gave her 6 bucks. She was just like, "Oh my God (with an "are you serious, come on" kind of tone).. Thanks!" Lol. I mean, the pitcher is 10 bucks, plus it's my fault I said pint instead of pitcher.. even though if I had said pitcher, it still would've been barely short. But I had pregamed, and that's all I was drinking tonight, so I wasn't about to pay her nothing. She's cool as shit and had babysat me and made sure I got a ride and place to crash when I waaaay overdrank before a month or two back. So I got a pitcher for $6 instead of $12-$13 (after tip) and still got to show my appreciation.

    
    30yr old motherpuncher tells boring story most ppl experience and forget by age 18
20. 2018-04-17 at 8:25 AM UTC in I wish my mother would suffer a broken bone or something in a recent automobile accident...
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    ha its all her fault huh you little bastard