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  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson And an ass? would you eat the fuck out of a nice big ass?

    lol man. i dunno man , is that such a good idea? eating her stinkhole ayyy cabrone gotta put the shmeel down on the lappy!!!
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    thats neglect, brad
  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    thats very macho of you fona and hes a good man to sign you up like that, and your a good man fona a good dad
  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    damn id like to try pumpkin spice. literally pumpkin is good shit i eat the fukc out of a pumpkin
  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Octavian. Vinnie gets to post Noncey shit all over the forum and truth details gets banned for otherwise interesting links.

    this is true, personally i like the truth detail man
  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    thats my fetish, but on a john deere tractor and she slowly revs up the engine
  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    put on war paint so they cant recogniez you later when you go back
  8. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    what if you just cover yourself in grease and go in a store naked and take what you want no one can even catch you even if they have security cops how are they gonna hold you because of the grease
  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i told the dude, no stupid, like this then i wooped her but actually did it good

    just kidding๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  10. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    no wait, 1100. ill pay you back 1150 in a month, thats good interest!

    im gonna give 100 of it to iseedivision to buy his dope and the rest ill invest in propane gasoline and beer
  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Haxxor was this supposed to say *wear*?

    LMFAO cant stop picturing it now
  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Iseedivision I thought about that but then you start talking police charges vs me being down a few weeks/ months and getting pain killers

    yeah , heard. i dunno man its tuff i hear you i wouldnt waanna go to jail either
  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by blaster master I heard they're actually super important for ur balance while walking.

    mine literally curls INi think its misshapen but yeah man you might be on to something, dont do the pinky toe
  14. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    pinky toes are kind of retarded what about cutting it off and putting it in a igloo cooler so they can put it back on , worst case they fuck it up but its just a pinky toe
  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i dunno man im having second thoughts about you harming yourself trying to get drugs, healing takes a long time and the body is a temple i feel like you shouldnt go out of your way to hurt it thats just my opinion though so take a grain of salt.

    but yeah man, maybe just stealing something and selling it is your best bet so you can get some dope
  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Iseedivision Just looking for an escape without suicide being the awnser.
    I've decided to just break my collarbone

    heard, thats whatsup. well i was gonna try to talk you out of doing your collarbone but i see what your saying man and how can i argue with that
  17. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    whew.... WAIT WHAT!?

    whats going on, BIG GUY is everything all right with you? do you have a history of being a doper or whats got you itching for medicine?
  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    literally not since i was a kid i dont think, but i got to admit ive been P-d the heck off before and wanted to do it but i didnt. oh except for my brother literally he started some shit like a wigger back when i was a younger man in my 20s so i punched him in the face but it backfired because hes a big cornfed looking fucker and ripped my arm and i think it messed my shoulder up it bothered me for ohhh maybe a month or two but hey what do you do, you know?
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Yeah man that shit is pretty crazy i might be allergic to alcohol.

    Literally I took a day off drinking to recuperate my body, then the next day i drank 8 PALEALE beers. that gets me decently hammered where i feel like busting a move or spitting some bars but not fall-down slurr muh wurdssssss or anything. but yet literally the next day im sick as a dog and sleep a lot and feel like hurling and basically waste a day of my life

    yet the next day i drink 6 PALEALE beers and literally sleep a few hours and get up and feel O.K. how does 2 beers make so much of a difference.

    literally i can slam beers with somebody and the next day they are fine and im all laid up and they are like wow did you drink a bunchof liquor too? or whats wrong with you. i think im allergic but it makes me feel good till it wears off

    its a real quandary

    edit: and then you look at some of the fatboys, they can LITERALLY drink a thirty pack of beer without even ending up getting sick the next day
  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't rely on others to do it for you either…last time I did ex wife #2 did an ass job when the #2 guard "Accidentally" fell off and she shaved a 4" path across the side of my head…Had to go completely bald for a while there. Naturally I was extremely angry with her and made her cry…but then looking in the mirror the completely bald thing looked pretty good. I never told her that though.
    you always talk about abusing her LOL man heard
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