2022-09-27 at 10:24 PM UTC
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Went to the surgeon
damn doctors have thought of thought of everything. have you ever puked really hard and throwed up bile, that stuff taste bad
2022-09-27 at 10:20 PM UTC
in
Went to the surgeon
omg , frick. whats a hida scan
2022-09-27 at 9:41 PM UTC
in
I need a new mattress
fona got a new mattress recently , he loves it.
2022-09-27 at 8:39 PM UTC
in
5 year anniversary
good for you opay youll probably add a couple few years on youre life, maybe, to continue propspering on the NIS , always elevating the forum to something higher. as is our duty.
personally i didnt drink any yesterday i need to be getting a job so i was gonna get up early but i couldnt even fall asleep, literally untill like 4AM yeah man its crazy. so i slept in but now im having my tea in a cuppa i might just take another day off the beer who knows man its a trip
fona has no ragrets he lives laughs and loves and if you cant deserve him if you cant handle him at his worst you dont deserve him at his best. FONA DID NOTHING WRONG
rude assed cashier i said wheres your manager he said IM the manager and you need to get out of here. well what i did next is i went to the san francisco mint and bought 1000 odllars worth of pennies then i put them in a weeeelbarrel and pushed that fucker intro 711 and made him take my pennis.
then i took my 1962 chevrelay dump truck and bought it full of manure and i POURED IT IN FRONT OF THE STORE.
then i surveyed there property lines and realize they built the store in a ILLEGAL manner so i cut the store in half i literally BUILT A FENCE THRU THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE WHAT NOW FUCKER.
i own you I OWN THIS STORE IF ANYONE WANTS TO GO FROM THE MERCHANDISE TO THE CASH REGISTER THEY HAVE TO GO THRU MY GATE AND YOU HAVE TO PAY ME the troll toll everytime this happens so was it worth smarting off fucker
next time fucker think what happens when yo usmart off to me i get my slurpy
2022-09-27 at 12:48 AM UTC
in
my new girlfriend
thats whatsup man , heard. im not really sure what a greenrave is but good for you BE SURE TO STASY HYDRATE ANDE CALL ME TO LET ME KNOW YOUR ALRIGHT WHEN YOUR DONE
Yeah man i hear you, i was a good kid growing up ( though i got in a bit of trouble when i was older ) and a bit of a racism when i was a child because that was the culuture in my community ( it takes a village to raise a child ) but as i got older i realized those ideas werent true more and more. I even had a black friend and im not racist anymore he listened to slayer and smoked cigars but i digress
yeah i know what you mean i opened up my eyes and broadened my horizons beyond texmex and ate real tacos made by a real mexican i like that baja style cuisine. that was one of my goals for a while before everything fell apart in the grand catastrophe of 2020, to learn to talk spanish and go down to the baja peninsula in the old-country and be a beach bum but literally i never renewed mi pasaporte
thats funny you should mention philipino food because literally i never had it until the other day i had a 'filipino breakfast' which was spam and Longanisa sausage ( which i dont believe ive ever had till then ) with eggs and rice and it was pretty good but it's a pretty hearty breakfast. a lot of Phillipinos are Christians too which is cool in my book, you can ask gayboy grylls about this he can confirm.
so can you just borrow money for college and then use it for investing in meme stocks and virtual tokens?
he died of a broken heart
An older man in a Bentley sees a parking space empty in a long line of cars parked all along the road, notes it is big enough for his long car, and draws past it to parallel park into it.
While he is changing into reverse, a Mini drives up and drives forwards into the spot. A young man gets out, smirks, and says “You have to be young and sprightly to do that!”.
The driver of the Bentley also smiles, says “But you need to be old and rich to do this!” and continues to reverse into the spot.
ohhh yeah OHHHH YEAH OH YEAH O YA O YA OYA OYA OYAOYAOYAOYA FUCK YEAH GET THAT STREET JUSTICE WITH YOUR BENLY NIGGA CLUTCH IT LIL DADDY eeeee EEEE