if i had a kid i would teach him to drive the car, probably help him buy his own once he got good at it. might have to get his windows tinted so the pooolice don't be hatin and age discriminatin.
by this point I would already be in business for myself. I would encourage him to take an interest in work and bring him to work with me and if he started acting like a lil crybaby kid i would just give him the keys to go sit in teh truck and play nintendo (so his crying doesnt drive everyone nuts)
so by age 12 or 14 he would have some pretty fat cash rolling in but he wouldn't be a big douche about it to everyone else.
if ur kid said some bullshit to my kid first he would be like ghandi and let it just roll of the shoulders, nam sayin but if ur kid pushes it then he would prolly get chokeslammed by my kid
edit; oh yeah he would also probably have a hella high IQ and typing speed just like pops
fourth attempt clearly proves that I am the best keyboard warrior on the entire website, having fatally crushed both little sporty, and the guy with the chapped dick
not to brag but i also have the second highest iq on the website
also i love that piece they had me type it really resonates with my whole ethos ( not that I know what that word means ) about all these jackasses gettin curned out by the machine, man
im great with the letter keys , get a bit slow using the symbols off the number keys, usually have to peek or try a second time if it isnt the !, @, or #
my laptop doesn't have one but i would love to get quick at the 10-key numberpad but i gotta look at it
unfortunately i finished a better one with something in the 90wpm range and instinctively hit the return key when finished which auto started another one wiping my score bitch, nigga
