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What do you do in the mornings

  1. I just woke up
  2. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Lay in the bed and decide if I really wanna participate in adulting today, then realize I have to, I get up, get ready, get my kid ready (which is no easy task), have breakfast, then head to work. Blah. :-/
  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    beat up my brothers then i play nintendo in my underwear
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  4. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Sounds like an eventful morning. ^^ 😊👍
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Lay in the bed and decide if I really wanna participate in adulting today, then realize I have to, I get up, get ready, get my kid ready (which is no easy task), have breakfast, then head to work. Blah. :-/

    No one on this board has kids they actively see/live with. This statement is false.
  6. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    😂 why am I not surprised by that.
  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    if i had a kid i would teach him to drive the car, probably help him buy his own once he got good at it. might have to get his windows tinted so the pooolice don't be hatin and age discriminatin.

    by this point I would already be in business for myself. I would encourage him to take an interest in work and bring him to work with me and if he started acting like a lil crybaby kid i would just give him the keys to go sit in teh truck and play nintendo (so his crying doesnt drive everyone nuts)

    so by age 12 or 14 he would have some pretty fat cash rolling in but he wouldn't be a big douche about it to everyone else.

    if ur kid said some bullshit to my kid first he would be like ghandi and let it just roll of the shoulders, nam sayin
    but if ur kid pushes it then he would prolly get chokeslammed by my kid

    edit;
    oh yeah he would also probably have a hella high IQ and typing speed just like pops
  8. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Today i basically got up, got dressed and headed out to work. No food. No nothing. I'm getting hangry already.
  9. Today I woke up at 5:30am, altered the course of reality. Talked to dead ghosts and shit (havent even had coffee yet)

    Then I filled the vape, hit the bong and shitposted. Did some reddit, facebook trolling. read the news.

    Now I need coffee, more weed and something to do.. BUT WHAT?
  10. Been up since 3 a.m.(EST)..drinking Crown R since 7ish and almost drunk. The usual shit. By 11-noon I will be ready for a power nap(a few hrs)..and repeat..plus lots of eating(What? I never know til than.)
  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    fuc its real morning now i alreayd been awayke for 13hrs goofin off slayin noobs on NIS
  12. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Snooze 5x’s
    Breakfast bowl in microwave
    Pee/shit (optional)
    Shower
    Eat bowl with coffee
    Do 50 push ups
    Vitamins
    Dress
    Go to work
    Talk to niggas
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  13. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Archer513 Snooze 5x’s
    Breakfast bowl in microwave
    Pee/shit (optional)
    Shower
    Eat bowl with coffee
    Do 50 push ups
    Vitamins
    Dress
    Go to work
    Talk to niggas

    Whats in the bowl?
  14. Originally posted by tee hee hee Whats in the bowl?

    pee shit..he already said
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  15. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Whats in the bowl?

    Turkey sausage,egg whites,taters

    Jiggaboo (shake my head emoji here)
  16. itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Get up this a.m. was 2:30 watch overnight news, local news, shower, style hair add makeup, get dress drive in traffic jam hell to work, get on NIS and talk to the peeps
  17. He eats the bowl with nothing in it.
  18. I have been eating chicken minis all morning =/
  19. Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Archer513 Pee/shit (optional)

    Lmao


    Originally posted by Archer513 Turkey sausage,egg whites,taters

    Geezers, archer. You eat that in the morning, and do 50 push ups?
  20. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Red_Woman Geezers, archer. You eat that in the morning, and do 50 push ups?

    I realize we live in a shallow world princess

    I am nothing without my pecks 😢
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