2018-06-21 at 6:33 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
asstronauts wipe their anuses with the left over fruit jelly left at the bottom of the squeeze tube
there is no loo paper in space because then turd paper would just be floating around in the space station and that would be gross so they dont wipe
2018-06-21 at 6:27 PM UTC
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how to talk some shit
what would i say to them to talk shit?
keep feeding it so it lays more eggs. i dont have to go to colege to invent stuff like the leggs n eggs humane love-meat method
altho sum people want to squabble over trvialities , meanwhile i will do a real solution
how much does a hoooker charge for a month and also does she slepe in the house or in the barn
what if you give the animal some dope and cut its leg off and it wakes up and is happy again and you sell the leg to buy more animals to dope more animals up to cut more legs off to sell more animal legs to make more happy animals and so on
2018-06-21 at 6:07 PM UTC
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how to make NIS FAMIOS
so lanny will like me again?
at first i was really worried for the babey and i wanted a aborshen but then i realized we have r own airways so its fine
besides i only sniff 91 octains or better, usually i try to keep it π― you feel me
on another note nothing pisses me off more than when some republican smuck tells me what to do with my bodys like um are YOU A BABY SCIENTIST?
on ur fete
me - barfoot, califo
ok hopefully u can find out what kind of snekers she likes
what kind of snekers do you wear
25 minutes by automobile?
2018-06-21 at 5:02 PM UTC
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Captcha Moves
i tried to make a suppository of all the bitch ass captchas lil sporty put on his website a few months back
he didnt appreciate me building a cool ass list of solutions for his gay ass "logic" pussles and he sperged out and wiped the info off the forum
*calls nine wun wun*
*hello this is the abalants how can i help you today?*
*yes i'm feeling really sick can you come help me*
*sir i need u to remain very calm and tell me where you are!!!!*
*um yes im at -fshhh fwoooooosh noises-*
*SIR , you are BREAKING up!*
*oh -fwoosh noise- shes going to leve me????!*
*no, sir that is not what im saying! im saying your phone is breaking up!!!*
*oh -psssshhhhhh noise breathing all over the handset- my phone is self destructing????*
*SIR, OMFG , NO!!! PLEASE TELL ME WHERE U ARE SO I CAN COME GIVE YOU CPR SIR!!*
NARC and his muse hydro played u like a f&*cing HARP!!!
YORE WERE LIKE A FISH IN A POND AND THEY DIDNT EVEN USE LIVE BAIT TO LURE U ALONG, THEY USED THE FILTHYEST STINK BAIT AND U 8 IT UP HOOKERLINE AND STINKER
2018-06-21 at 4:46 PM UTC
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I now idenity as a DH'er
yah whats the matter, pussy leeyupz got your tounge?
