admin (lil sporty) was passed out on ground from bathsalts when well hung accidentally walked over, and dragged his cock over lil sportys face
caused a rude awakening resulting in srs butthurts
GETS REALLY SICK FOR EATING THEM AT THE WRONG MEALTIME
BY TRACKING DOWN THE ADMIN AND SURPRISING HIM WITH A GIANT IMPRESSIVE CHECK FOR 400 DOLLARS
presumably its going to be a 9 or 10' wall
IM JUST PASSING ON THE GOOD WORD IM NOT A HOUSE INVENTOR
LOREAL PARTNERS WITH MINWAX TO LAUNCH NEW LINE OF ANAL STAINING PRODUCTS
ITS NOT A BIG DEAL THEY ARE FRAMING ON 12" CENTERS AND THE PLYWOOD IS REALLY GOOD
AND REVERSES THE UNFAIR PUNISHMENT AGAINST USER "WELLHUNG" , ISSUES SAPPY APOLOGY TO ENTIRE USERBASE
AFTER SEEING MAJORITY OF MALE CUSTOMERS SEEKING GENITAL CONVERSIONS
IT COST 110% MORE THAN A REGULAR SHEET BUT EXPECTED TO DELIVER GREAT SAVINGS TO CONSUMERS
IT HAS A A 2'8" BED AND A CAB SIZED FOR 2 AND A HALF RETARDED GAYBLACK MIDGETS
'MEAT' REPORTED TO COST 7x AS MUCH AND TASTE HALF AS GOOD
2018-06-23 at 11:07 AM UTC
in
I now idenity as a DH'er
enter takes cumshots to the rectum & face
i know lanny likes me cause i get bant without even asking
2018-06-23 at 10:31 AM UTC
in
what u having for supper?
modelo and tortilla chips
*sheds ur connection to improve experience for others*
Power in SWIM's area has been in and out, mostly out, for the last ~12hrs. SWIM uses his cellphone tether for internet connection ( his piece of smegmacock-covered-in-dogshit samsung hunk of garbage (( never buy this shit! and fuck them for making it )) )
Anyway a while after the power went out the connection speed started declining, at some point the indicator at the top of the screen stopped reading the usual FULL bars of "LTE+" and started showing "H" H+" or 1 or 2 out of 4 bars of "LTE" The experience -even on highly advanced modern websites such as NIS- was reminiscent of using dial-up
Earlier in the evening I figured lots of people that would ordinarily be watching cable/satellite television and/or using their cable/DSL internet were now bored and resorting to using their cellphone's data connection. But it's late as fuck and still sucking ass now.
Since I don't know where cell sites near me are located I can't know if my nearest tower(s) were victim of the power outage but since it is still slow I am assuming it was and hasn't normalized itself yet. Just started thinking about how cellular and other infrastructure behaves when operating overloaded and/or on backup/standby power. I figure the wireless provider's equipment is ran through battery backup/UPS power with a standby generator to take over if the power doesn't come back in a few minutes. I would be quite surprised if there is heavy demand for data access at this hour but I'm still seeing unusually slow speeds - perhaps a real person has to intervene and "switch things back to normal".
Got me thinking about emergency situations and the towers becoming saturated with calls to where you couldn't get a line in or out.
plus so is lightning and shit fumes
lil sporty i need 300 user accounts , with the credentials created for this purpose ASAP.
use the tool that generates the "trip phrase" but make it less gay
i want this within 2 hours
also let swim know how to circumvent the captchas needed for registering on tor
I need to know when and where to set the balloons free so they pop and drop over populated areas
this is for project dorphius to spread the good word about NIS website and share free user accounts
