its time for your bath, brad
I once walked into the break room at work and found a colleague standing in front of the microwave with his lunch in his hands.
What’s so unusual about that?
The microwave was running.
It was empty.
“Err, Huxaley… What are you doing?” I asked.
“I’m warming it up before I put my lunch in.” was Huxaleys reply.
Now, with a regular oven, you do need to preheat it to ensure it’s up to the required temperature before putting your food in. This is not how microwave ovens work.
I turned the microwave off and gently explained the principle of microwave cooking to him.
Huxaley was a man in his early twenties who lived at home with his mum who did everything for him. Bless him.
Thankfully he had only been in the break room a few minutes when I walked in and stopped him. The microwave was still working properly afterwards, so he hadn’t damaged it.
2024-02-25 at 7:47 PM UTC
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Did you lock the back door?
shit i forgot i had another door
Back about 1998 or 1999, Kansas City rolled out DSL service. I lived downtown just about half a mile from the main office. As soon as I heard it was an option, I called and booked an install and managed to get a morning slot on the first day of availability. Fortunately, I may have been the very first customer in the city to get the service as it is very unlikely they would have driven past any other customers when they left the shop first thing. Unfortunately, I may have been the very first customer in the city to get the service because after 8 hours or so, it still wasn't working and my room was a mess with cables and equipment.
As the tech was working diligently, I picked up some of his paperwork. Paperwork with instructions. As he was finishing for the day with a promise to be back tomorrow to continue the install, I asked him if he had done Step 'X'. He said "no, they told us not to do that in training". So after he left, I did as his printed instruction sheet directed, and magically, it worked. He seemed irritated when he showed up the next day and told him I fixed it after he left.
2024-02-24 at 10:23 PM UTC
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Replace Lanny with AI
lanny put gemini technowredgy on the forum its learning all about us now
2024-02-23 at 4:38 AM UTC
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Replace Lanny with AI
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is NIS spam Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
2024-02-23 at 4:29 AM UTC
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guide 1: How to find a plug
literally we live in the information age just go to the liberry and get the anarchy book and go to cosco for some glass,where? you farking kidiot opey
its hot when a woman churns butter or rides a tractor
When he layed down code creating NIS he knew that the penniless young bbs posters of today are the budget controlling middle managers of tomorrow. First you sell the dream, then you sell the machine.
i basically did the same thing but with a way shittier van and i just ustilized NIS instead of shopify as my platform
