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2023-11-03 at 11:55 PM UTC in Scon just gave a masterclass in emotional intelligenceshut youre mouth, you beautiful woman
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2023-11-03 at 11:34 PM UTC in Scon just gave a masterclass in emotional intelligenceFokes , say what you want but he has his methods.
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2023-11-02 at 4:22 AM UTC in I reported Aldra, Wellhung, Lanny and morethats a tuff one. i got my jedi education from the public school they told me the jedis are good im pretty sure. my gramps was in the warwar2 and escorted german prisoners, heard. literary i was young and he didnt tell me nuthin , really, about how it all worked, then he died. all i know is my dad wouldnt buy a german-anything
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2023-11-02 at 4:08 AM UTC in Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buck
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer................................... use KY jelly. you wont be so sore in the morning and the cleanup will be easier
i gave your mother a 55-gallon drum of it…she keeps it in her bedroom closet next to the jackhammer dildo i gave her for valentines day
i gave ur mom a 155 gallon drum i guess shes a gay lezbo and used a 100 gallon of it first kenan, POWER TO THE PEOPLE -
2023-11-02 at 4:06 AM UTC in I reported Aldra, Wellhung, Lanny and more
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer................................... luke. i am your father
whos your daddy
no, seriously. the condom broke…it wasnt my fault
*shoves a thermometer in kenans ass and dumps superglu onto his broken cockbag* -
2023-11-02 at 4:05 AM UTC in kenans hiding behind tinted lenswhen ive heard scrutiny in the trench ive found it to usually be from the 'guys' who think its tough to try to flex on gont, while looking my way through tinted lenses. it seems they find it pretty easy to act like a hardass when they literary wont have to look me into my eye , heard. me personally i look where i want to see, and i dont need eye shadow to do it or hide what im seeing.
so take that as notice if you think its tuff looking into a smoked piece of plastic between you and me , you got another thing coming
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2023-11-02 at 3:50 AM UTC in I reported Aldra, Wellhung, Lanny and morekiss me im jedi
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2023-11-02 at 3:30 AM UTC in latinas and BIG DICK TRILL NIGGAsfun personalit
dumpy asses under tight denim
floppy tits
heard
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2023-11-02 at 3:07 AM UTC in I reported Aldra, Wellhung, Lanny and more
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2023-11-02 at 2:52 AM UTC in scron solves the kafka
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2023-11-02 at 2:39 AM UTC in I reported Aldra, Wellhung, Lanny and moresjup bro what areyou deurring this weekend wanna go sip some brews
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2023-11-02 at 2 AM UTC in Becoming a Sikh?
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2023-11-02 at 1:47 AM UTC in scron solves the kafkaSome people are so empty inside that even having "everything" isn't enough to fill the void. They've got to tear others down to feel like they're standing tall. And that, gontzs, is a whole different level of fucked up.
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2023-11-01 at 11:10 PM UTC in TOTSE TRADING CARD GAMEintroducting norcS
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2023-11-01 at 3:59 AM UTC in pranking the elitesgo put a dog terd in youre hand and then go to a job interview and say hi pLEASED TO MEET YOU MAAM and shake a poop into the CEOs hand . if they get mad just act confused and say theyre over reacting and you thought this was the interview for thee poop pickeruper IF THIS IS HOW YOU OVERREACT THEN THIS INTERVIEW IS FINISHED GOOD DAY SIR
if they snmart off when youre leaving just give them the classic youlle never employ in this town again!
so sick and tired of the corporal elites these days, some peoples kids, sheesh!
edit: also i realized , when THEY act shocked about the terds, YOU act shocked and accuse them of planting terd on youre hand just to set youre ass up. you willn't tolerate this treatment from anybody
post yorue other tits and tricks to comeuppance in this thread -
2023-10-31 at 11:10 PM UTC in Life force sandwich
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Looks like schlotskys (sp?)
Havent thought about that place for years
its does have the same color pieceas as a schlutskeez, but its MO BETTA and made with all-PRIMO EVERYTHING. its like the size of three schlotskjes. i liked schglotsketys i didnt know they had those here. my dear old mum used to bring them home sometimesa but the place was kinda far so they would be cooled off a bit and slightly soggy but still pretty good sandwich , like-a-said
speaking of chain places they have3 here i like MR PICKLES those are pretty good but not that convenient located for me -
2023-10-31 at 11:05 PM UTC in Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buck
Originally posted by Lanny Lol, back in college I made a thread on zoklet about basically this, and literally the first thing I cooked was beef bourguignon. Even took a video of me trying to flambé the beef and burning the hair on my arm.
Stews and curries are great options when starting out cooking for yourself, they don't require a lot of specialty stuff, you can cook in bulk, and the leftovers keep for a while so you can amortize the cooking effort over several days.
so basically, like-a-said, you literary remind me of an older version of me, when i was a younger man *this is how, u remind me…. this is how u remind me..
so what are we cooking this weekend fruys? im gonna order a knife and a sharpener cause i borrowed a knife and it waS too dull to cut the salt porn ( I USED SALTPORK INSTEAD OF BACON, i think bacon woulda been mo-betta ) so i got wicked-frustrated and hashe-slingeing-slashed my saltPORK and almost had a konyption-fit but then i digressed.
and THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT -
2023-10-30 at 9:49 AM UTC in We need new people to fight
Originally posted by totse2118 ive seen them actually you are just fronting u aint seen nothing
you mean the society you swallow hook line and sinker I am the only one here living and understanding the lessons of saint rock of nose NOT YOU CERTAINLY NOT ANYONE ELSE TAHT'S FOR SURE
he's like pliney the elder if he wanted to fuck children AT LEAST HE HAD THE GUTS TO ADMIT IT UNLIKE YOU
^ if your screen flickers that means IM HACKING YOUR BRAIN
i waNTO PLAY -
2023-10-29 at 12:52 AM UTC in We need new people to fight
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2023-10-29 at 12:49 AM UTC in Heard a new term Yesterdayyeah pretty much man , someone the other day told swim something like.. 'everyone stays poor, trying to look rich' honesty i was taken ( liam nelson( aback
