Originally posted by maddie
I was making a reference where recently Microsoft announced they will soon not allow certain modded controllers to work on their console anymore.
Originally posted by maddie
Shows up with the modded xbox controller.
Gets banned for life from using anything Microsoft related..
(sarcasm for those who couldn't tell^)
yeah pretty much, reminds me of how microsoft bought minecraft and says theyre gonna steal all my MC accounts if i dont migrate them to M$. literally taken aback and beside myself
okay, now THATS kek! yeah i got little packets of KIMLAN with sushi i order a bottle so i can sperg out proper heard.
i havent even had rice vinegar i dont think, but that reminds me of last time i was at SFO and literary they sell refrigerated little bottles of sake in the TERMINAL at the sushi place and its good and strong and easy to drink literary i wonder where i can buy that for at-home use becuase i got hammered on sake to pregame.
*sips brewski* ahhh CHEE LAY, im cooking up some beans real good right now about to go get some more brewskis hell yeah i hurd that
Weel be meeting up in Walnut Creek this year for our Christmas shim dig. Me and the boyZ are going to get our assholes bleached and throw back some brews over at the Lousy Lopez disco tecca
Reminds me of the sex move i invented and do erry night on infinitysocks mom and infinitysocks sister and infinitysocks cuzin HINKY.. the sloppy jalopy ( first i put a bRIK in theyre face ). so anyway like-a-said there i was just having a rooty tooty and busting sloppy jalopies left and right i was out of sight i was throwed. i ate so many shrimp i got iodine poyznin literary they were like "WhAt ARE you DOEURRRRRRRRRRING TO MY ORFICES, fuAAAAAACK MINE LEBEN!!!!! DEOS MIOS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
then out of kno wear PUPER THE BIG WHYTE DONG comes in the room with a home depot 5 gal of RARE briCKS and drops his new single entitled Lit Pupi and the STRAIGHT UP GANGSTA locs slid down on his face ( hes just a baby dog, but thats like 30 in human yrs )
i think there should be a pre-engagement-party-party to plan the party.
i suggest there be lil smokies, pot stickers, and we hire a scantily clad barista with a bare mid drift to make us all lattes. sounds rootin tootin if you ask me but i digressed
Originally posted by maddie
I want to say i spend around $40-$50 a day on just food because cba to cook.
yea pretty much, me 2. but none of this cooking makes any sense either. literary the groceries are 40 dollars to do a recipe plus i have to cook and wash dish
